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It’s Good To Help People: My Scholarship & GreenOnTheScreen’s Donation

Posted by timothysykes on Mon 18th of Aug, 2008 01:55:04 PM

Really makes me good/proud to see those of us who are profiting nicely through PennyStocking willing to give back to others…

First, as those of you who’ve read my book An American Hedge Fund know, I started my Tulane scholarship “The Timothy Sykes Award For Student Who Learn Good” (that’s the name I wanted, but was prohibited from using) waaay back in 2002, really just cuz I’d made too much $ too quickly and wanted to commemorate my feat by giving a bit of cash each year to inspire others…

I’m waaay behind on my posts, but this May my award went to Maureen King–not a student as my award is open to all in the Tulane community, professors, alumni, etc.–who built a house from scratch and is living off the land…literally. Check out the whole article “How Does Her Garden Grow” by clicking HERE.

The year before the winner was Susan Zaluski, an incredibly talented girl who builds big ass boats from scratch and teach others to do it too. See her article HERE.

And now, the latest PennyStockers to give something back are the bad ass folks at
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Reminder, My Twitter Contest For A Free PennyStocking DVD Ends Today!

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Thu 31st of Jul, 2008 11:58:16 AM

Oh yes, it’s been a few days since I first announced the contest in THIS post, so just a reminder Twitter me your guess (follow me first HERE) as to what the Dow closes at today–cutoff time if 3PM EST–and have a shot at winning my critically acclaimed, ridiculously successful wealth building tool the PennyStocking DVD package

twitter_contest1 Reminder, My Twitter Contest For A Free PennyStocking DVD Ends Today!

And, click that original contest post so see all the good reviews and people it’s already made tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars. I’m sure a few people have lost money too, but nobody’s banging down my door nor posting nasty comments so I truly believe the vast majority of people have been making good money….after all, since my TIMalerts inception just 50 days ago, I’m 18 for 18 in my picks, average gain being 20%, last two picks have been 30% and 47%, and all those picks were culled from the variables, theories and strategies detailed in my PennyStocking DVD!

As a bonus,
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Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1-2PM EST!

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Thu 24th of Jul, 2008 04:32:44 PM

Just leave your guess in the comments section below…first one to guess it wins 1 free month of TIMalerts…trust me, you want TIMalerts, I’m like 17 for 17 since inception on June 10th, average gain of 20% within 1-2 days, there are testimonials galore (click HERE and read the testimonials)–it’s real-time trading alerts by me and I won’t win every time, my goal is just to teach you to recognize high probability trade setups, the trading part is up to you…

laptop Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1-2PM EST!

Basically just a not-so-clever way to get you to watch LiveStock tomorrow from 1-2PM EST! Well,
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Twitter Me Your Guess For The Dow’s July 31st Closing Price & Win My PennyStocking DVD!

Posted by timothysykes on Tue 22nd of Jul, 2008 01:43:32 PM

OK, here are the details for my latest PennyStocking DVD giveaway contest, in honor of my mom’s birthday last week and Twitter, whose infrastructure I believe to be the future of internet communication:

twitter_contest Twitter Me Your Guess For The Dows July 31st Closing Price & Win My PennyStocking DVD!

To enter, you
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Happy Birthday Mom! The Celebration Is A PennyStocking DVD Package Giveaway To My Twitter Followers Only

Posted by timothysykes on Mon 14th of Jul, 2008 12:06:51 PM

Screw Bastille Day, people around the world are really celebrating my mom’s birthday today! Happy birthday mom! And, I want all you readers to leave a comment on this post and wish her a happy birthday too!

mom Happy Birthday Mom! The Celebration Is A PennyStocking DVD Package Giveaway To My Twitter Followers Only

While she’s lived in small towns across Connecticut all her life, her love, guidance and work ethic helped create this guy who’s determined to flip this joke of an industry on its ugly BS spewing head by helping to teach the 90% of traders who lose and 70% of mutual fund investors who underperform the market each year to distrust/despise/lynch these marketers/frauds/gurus/cokeheads/fee-earning-scumbags/embarrassment-to-this-once-great-industry who disgrace us with their existence.

To celebrate, I’ll be giving away one free copy of my $297 PennyStocking Package to one of my Twitter followers (see my profile HERE).

I don’t know if anyone’s done contests with their Twitter followers before so I gotta think this thing out to make sure everything goes smoothly…probly gonna go from this Thursday to next Thursday, so for now, to enter, just become one of my Twitter followers (become one HERE).
, get used to Twitter (you’ll thank me one day) and cool Twitter applications like StockTwits. Hell, even my mom is on Twitter (she just signed up), you can follow her HERE, maybe even direct message her a happy birthday!

SS7: AMEX Black Card, Bill Miller Sucks & An Upcoming DVD Giveaway For My Twitter Followers Only!

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 12th of Jul, 2008 10:45:06 AM

My interview on cokeheads in finance & the AMEX black card (seriously, a must read)

Bill Miller is down 40% in the last few months
, maybe I should send him a copy of PennyStocking?

A big thank you to all my sponsors, my commentary could never be so honest/useful without them!

Speedtrader

GFT Forex

Options University (finally someone’s gonna teach you guys about options!)

Reebles (TIMbucks sponsor!)

Thinkorswim

I have lots of info at many different places:

follow me on Twitter (gonna have a DVD giveaway contest next week for
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Guess Who Wins The US Open And Win A PennyStocking DVD Package!

Posted by timothysykes on Mon 16th of Jun, 2008 12:52:45 PM

Considering nobody won my previous PennyStocking DVD Giveaway contest, I figured today’s US Open playoff between iceman Tiger and funny old guy Rocco would be as good of an excuse as any other to have another giveaway…

So this time around you gotta leave a comment below with your guess who’s gonna win, by how many strokes and what each player is gonna shoot on the 18th hole…that’s it. Since there’s really no perfect plays today, I encourage all of you to watch, should be interesting!

timaway_usopen Guess Who Wins The US Open And Win A PennyStocking DVD Package!

And just in case I haven’t promoted this PennyStocking instructional DVD package enough, besides it being a 6-hour 4-disc DVD set, it comes with a 220-page instruction manual and autographed copy of my book An American Hedge Fund and has got students like Tony Ellis, a grad student up $50,000 this year already, saying “I agree completely, Tim’s strategy is like free money. I’ve made tens of thousands of dollars shorting these stocks.” and “I’ve made over 10X DVD cost on NCEN the last week!”.
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You Can’t Handle The Pump, Marathon LiveStock Nor My DVD Contest Rules

Posted by timothysykes on Sun 15th of Jun, 2008 11:04:46 AM

My latest Youtube clip, “You Can’t Handle The Pump!”, produced, directed and edited by the man himself, Chuckieeeeeee Boyce, features me playing the role of a stock promoter, who’s twisted the law to fit his own little warped mind…kinda like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men…you can call me Jew Nicholson.

you-cant-handle You Can’t Handle The Pump, Marathon LiveStock Nor My DVD Contest Rules

As much as we all want to hate people like this,
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Win A Free Copy Of My $297 PennyStocking Instructional DVD By Guessing Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. (LEH) Friday’s Closing Price!

Posted by timothysykes on Wed 11th of Jun, 2008 05:20:37 PM

You wanna know the one thing I kept thinking about as I watched Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. (LEH) crap the bed today? I was thinking this is the perfect excuse to do a contest! That’s right, I could care less about the suffering longs–I don’t know any people that dumb– or the happy short sellers–now that’s my kind of crowd!!–but most importantly, I’m just grateful for the s#@% hitting the fan.

After all, it’s incredibly rare to see justice being done on Wall Street — that being making these leverage-and-coke-loving-wholly-superficial-and-soulless-in-the-same-vein-as-Traitor-Monthly’s-
editor-in-thief finance freaks pay for their sins — so to get everyone into the holiday short selling spirit, I’m going to give one precious normally $297 priced PennyStocking Instructional DVD Package away FOR FREE…to the person who correctly guesses LEH’s closing price this Friday the 13th.

leh Win A Free Copy Of My $297 PennyStocking Instructional DVD By Guessing Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. (LEH) Fridays Closing Price!

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Contest Time: No More BS Guessing Games, This Is PennyStocking!

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 10th of May, 2008 04:48:29 PM

The popularity of last week’s entertaining but inevitably useless contest got me thinking–I wondered how many people would enter a contest where they might learn something, meaning they’d actually have to do a little work? So, I give you NT Holding Corp (NTHH.OB), a sketchy sketchy sketchy stock that decupled (10x) in price last week on some surprisingly not-so-insignificant trading volume.

nthh Contest Time: No More BS Guessing Games, This Is PennyStocking!

What caused this staggering price surge and do you think it will continue? I’ve done my research, but let’s see what you guys got–whoever posts the most in depth research–as judged by me–wins a copy of that soon-to-be-called classic book you should all have read by now! Deadline for entry is Monday morning 8am, winner will be announced at 8:30am. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be a PennyStocker!

Guess Yahoo’s Monday Closing Price, Win A Free Autographed Book!

Posted by timothysykes on Sun 4th of May, 2008 10:41:48 AM

bookcover Guess Yahoos Monday Closing Price, Win A Free Autographed Book!

Since this YHOO/MSFT thing is such an absolute joke, little different from the Ashley Dupre affair and thanks to some solid brainstorming with my friends at TheLion.com, I was inspired to make it into a somewhat useful waste of time by doing a similarly themed giveaway: one free autographed copy of my book, An American Hedge Fund, to whoever guessed YHOO’s opening price Monday morning.

But since great minds think alike, and the greater the mind, the quicker it thinks, Lindzon beat me to it, offering up some cool free yoga gear.

The blogosphere ain’t about copying so to be unique / make it infinitely more difficult / random / annoying, to win an autographed copy of my book, leave a comment on this post guessing YHOO’s CLOSING price on Monday!

Why Spitzer’s Call Girl Has Inspired Me To Giveaway 1 FREE Copy Of My $300 Instructional DVD

Posted by timothysykes on Thu 13th of Mar, 2008 01:40:09 PM

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The popularity of my AA Dupre article—30,000 views and counting—has inspired me to create a TimothySykes.com giveaway, aka “TIMaway”. You see that blog post is the latest example of why my trading strategy works so well—hype builds, the key is getting in early and then betting against it when it begins to fade.So, I am giving away 1 FREE copy of my 6-hour instructional trading DVD “PennyStocking” that comes with a 220-page instruction manual and an autographed copy of my book An American Hedge Fund. This is no BS / fraudulent / get-rich-quick crap (not like these bastards: Infomercial trading whizzes charged with fraud) Disgusting.
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16 Stocks I’m Watching And I Need To Know What Products To Giveaway To My Readers!

Posted by timothysykes on Sun 2nd of Mar, 2008 05:37:47 PM

No worthy trading opportunities on the horizon, just a bunch of rugrats…to pass the time between worthy plays, I just unleashed several new categories in the FORUMS, most importantly, CONTESTS, to which I need your replies because I’m gonna start giving away products like crazy to my valued readers and feed subscribers. (one of 19 blog projects in development, seriously, to help make this stuff more fun!) So, def. tell me what you want so the prizes don’t end up looking like this:

prizes 16 Stocks I’m Watching And I Need To Know What Products To Giveaway To My Readers!

Oh yeah, here’s what microcrappers I’m watching:


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Reminder: Only 20 Hours Left To Enter The FREE TimothySykes.com Badass Tie Giveaway

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Wed 19th of Dec, 2007 12:37:29 PM

Remember, you only have until noon tomorrow to leave a comment on this post in order to be entered to win a FREE $65 badass “HedgeHogs” tie. (Or repost that post on your blog and get 5 entries)

You know you want one, so just do it–only in the blogging world can you get a really cool product that absolutely won

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Finally, A Cool TimothySykes.com Product Giveaway

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Sat 15th of Dec, 2007 01:11:00 PM

Just in time for the holidays, it’s time I do a contest and give away a pretty cool product that has my full endorsement. Thanks to Capitalties.com, one lucky reader will get this bad ass $65 silk “Hedghehogs” necktie shipped to them for FREE. All you have to do is comment on this post by Noon Eastern on Thursday, December 20th and you’ll be entered i

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TIM Trades

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Date Stock Buy Sell Net
Oct 10 ISRG $161.23 $174.82 $680
Oct 8 ISRG $187.94 $193.02 $193
Oct 6 FEED $5.42 $5.95 $512
Sept 25 SIL $2.65 $2.98 $640
Sept 25 QCOR $6.98 $7.05 $47

Total: $30,250 (144%)

TIM Alerts

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Date Stock Position Ideal Exit % Gain
Oct 6 FEED Buy $6.50 20%
Sept 25 SIL Short $2.60 13%
Sept 25 QCOR Buy $7.15 2%
Sept 24 SIL Short $2.60 26%
Sept 23 MKTY Short $1.65 15%

August: 4 alerts, 19% avg gain

Sept: 10 alerts, 16% avg gain