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I Love Sh$t Like This!

Tags: Cool Products, Testimonials

The kind of reader comment below just never gets old:  

Pondering Offering A Lifetime TIMalerts Subscription Option…

Tags: Cool Opportunities, Cool Products, TIMalerts, Testimonials

With my latest massive short selling TIMalert victory on APII, which is now down 45%+ on the day (detailed post with some ridiculously awesome testimonials coming tonight), I jokingly Twittered HERE and commented:

covered $APII for monster 25% overnight gains, now accepting lifetime TIMalert subscriptions http://www.timalerts.com

…and this is how my one-time greatest hater, Michael Goode, immortalized by his now classic “Timothy Sykes is full of bullship” blog post (read it HERE)-turned-greatest-fan (evidenced by THIS post) responded:  

TIMalerts 2 Month Review, Let’s See How Everyone’s Fared

Tags: Cool Products, Monthly Review, TIMalerts, Testimonials

It’s been exactly 2 months since TIMalerts, real-time stock alerts by me, started and I gotta say it’s been a resounding success. Now 400 subscribers strong, each post on the subscribers-only website TIMalerts.com now gets 80-150 comments (that’s why this site has been so quiet lately) and everybody seems to be enjoying my track record below:  

This Is A Message To My 1,200 Covestor Followers

Tags: Cool Opportunities, Cool Products, Fess Up Time, Short Selling, So Hot Right Now

First, thank you for following me on Covestor (those who don’t can do it HERE), Covestor is hugely important in bringing transparnecy to this industry filled with liars, cheats and frauds.

More importantly, looking at my performance data below, aka how you would’ve performed if you’d been following my strategy/picks/trades,  

Tell Me What Rewards You Want For TIMbucks

Tags: Blogging, Cool Opportunities, Cool Products


My apologies for the delay, just waaaaay too much going on lately. For those who don’t know, TIMbucks is a rewards program meant to try to bribe people to participate/comment more. The plan is to giveaway away little gifts like TIMalerts subscriptions, autographed copies of An American Hedge Fund, Apple iPod Shuffles, stuff like that.

Now is the time to figure out exactly what we’re gonna giveaway, most due to a really cool little website, Reebles.com, sponsoring TIMbucks, helping this cheap Jew give this stuff away.

Leave a comment below with what you want so I can  

Thank You For Making Wall Street Warriors The Most Downloaded Show On iTunes!

Tags: Cool Products, MOJO, Milestones

Most downloaded reality show that is…at least according to THIS article, which says:

Since its debut on iTunes on July 14, the full seasons of MOJO HD’s Wall Street Warriors, seasons #1 and #2, have been the number one and number two most downloaded TV series on iTunes in the reality TV category.  

Mogulus Raised Some Dough, Will Make LiveStock Better Starting Tomorrow 1-2PM EST!

Tags: Capital Raising, Cool Products, LiveStock

Congrats goes out the entire Mogulus team–before they were just the nicest peeps with the industry’s best online video streaming service, now they have a giant investor Gannett who will probly buy them out in time. See the whole article HERE and understand this means LiveStock can now get all fancy and high tech on yall

 

Reminder, My Twitter Contest For A Free PennyStocking DVD Ends Today!

Tags: Cool Products, Giveaways, TIMaways

Oh yes, it’s been a few days since I first announced the contest in THIS post, so just a reminder Twitter me your guess (follow me first HERE) as to what the Dow closes at today–cutoff time if 3PM EST–and have a shot at winning my critically acclaimed, ridiculously successful wealth building tool the PennyStocking DVD package

And, click that original contest post so see all the good reviews and people it’s already made tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars. I’m sure a few people have lost money too, but nobody’s banging down my door nor posting nasty comments so I truly believe the vast majority of people have been making good money….after all, since my TIMalerts inception just 50 days ago, I’m 18 for 18 in my picks, average gain being 20%, last two picks have been 30% and 47%, and all those picks were culled from the variables, theories and strategies detailed in my PennyStocking DVD!

As a bonus,  

A Solid Guide To Various Penny Stock Brokers

Tags: Basics, Cool Products, Q&A

Everyone always asks what brokers allow shorting Penny Stocks, who I use, who they should use, who’s the cheapest, who’s the worst with customer service–until now I’ve basically just endorsed Thinkorswim (cuz I’m an affiliate, I love em, use em and that’s how I shorts penny stocks) and SpeedTrader (cuz they’re my sponsor and their specialty is shorting OTCBB & Pink Sheets), but thanks to THIS great post (copied with permission below) by all-around good guy penny stock maven Peter Leeds (whose PennyStocks.com domain I will eventually own, wait til I’m rich enough to buy it Leeds!) (or PennyStock.com cuz those guys don’t deserve it, they just suck), here’s a great rundown of all your options when trading penny stocks:

(I do have to interject how much Scottrade sucks for PennyStocking–they’re fine for buying penny stocks (and Mikity mIke’s scrolling HOD list (you don’t know what HOD means, you shouldn’t be trading, go back and friggin research you dumb lazy fat Americans!), but understand you get what you pay for, I hated their service, their ability to short sale is pathetic and stock promoters love them (sketchyyyyyy)–that’s why I rip on them in videos like THIS…and even though it’s not in my sponsorship best interest to rip em, somebody has to tell the truth to you guys)

PS Other than Thinkorswim & SpeedTrader, I have no affiliations with any of these companies, although I have used Noble Trading (solid) and Ameritrade (not bad) & firmly believe you should treat your broker like the whores that they are, use em, pay em & leave em…never even heard of some these so I consider them junkie whores, very very dangerous/sketchy

The Penny Stock Broker report includes:  

Some More Signs Of PennyStocking Success aka All You Trading Frauds Are Going Down!

Tags: Breakouts, Cool Products, Penny Stock Kings, Testimonials

Sure, sure, lots of people on this site are posting they’re making money from PennyStocking, TIMalerts has like 20 winners in a row & testimonials galore from subscribers who are banking, but the real test of whether or not I’m succeeding in getting people learning and earning is a.) if they’re proving it on Covestor (which taps into people’s actual brokerage accounts to verify returns and (follow my trades and see my returns HERE, trust no blogger who ain’t on it, their words ain’t worth sh%^ as they’ll DEFINITELY beef up their returns to make themselves look/feel better) b.) they’re blogging about their trading because they understand it’s all about sharing their trading and theories openly (well, you’re reading my blog aren’t ya?).

Judging by Covestor’s leaderboard (click HERE to view), I’m encouraged to report that  

Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1-2PM EST!

Tags: Cool Opportunities, Cool Products, Giveaways, LiveStock, TIMalerts

Just leave your guess in the comments section below…first one to guess it wins 1 free month of TIMalerts…trust me, you want TIMalerts, I’m like 17 for 17 since inception on June 10th, average gain of 20% within 1-2 days, there are testimonials galore (click HERE and read the testimonials)–it’s real-time trading alerts by me and I won’t win every time, my goal is just to teach you to recognize high probability trade setups, the trading part is up to you…

Basically just a not-so-clever way to get you to watch LiveStock tomorrow from 1-2PM EST! Well,  

Twitter Me Your Guess For The Dow’s July 31st Closing Price & Win My PennyStocking DVD!

Tags: Cool Opportunities, Cool Products, Giveaways

OK, here are the details for my latest PennyStocking DVD giveaway contest, in honor of my mom’s birthday last week and Twitter, whose infrastructure I believe to be the future of internet communication:

To enter, you  

Save $100 With The TIMalerts + PennyStocking Combo Deal, Already Converting Haters Into Believers…

Tags: Cool Products, DVD Reviews, Testimonials

That’s right, with the launch of the brand new TIMstore, comes the unleashing of perhaps the greatest deal this century: enjoy savings of $100 when you purchase the critically-acclaimed PennyStocking DVD Package (see thorough review HERE) (regularly $297) together along with a one year subscription to my TIMalerts service (regularly $297), which feature premarket watchlists, real-time trading alerts sent directly to your email (text message coming soon) and access to the subscribers-only TIMalerts.com website!

Buy the amazing combo deal HERE (scroll down a bit)

Gotta tell you about the first buyer of this special package deal cuz at first, he was afraid, he was petrified. Kept thinking he would never trade with me by his side. But he spent so many nights thinking how I’ve profited, he tried TIMalerts and he profited…read on for the details:  

Happy Birthday Mom! The Celebration Is A PennyStocking DVD Package Giveaway To My Twitter Followers Only

Tags: Cool Opportunities, Cool Products, Giveaways

Screw Bastille Day, people around the world are really celebrating my mom’s birthday today! Happy birthday mom! And, I want all you readers to leave a comment on this post and wish her a happy birthday too!

While she’s lived in small towns across Connecticut all her life, her love, guidance and work ethic helped create this guy who’s determined to flip this joke of an industry on its ugly BS spewing head by helping to teach the 90% of traders who lose and 70% of mutual fund investors who underperform the market each year to distrust/despise/lynch these marketers/frauds/gurus/cokeheads/fee-earning-scumbags/embarrassment-to-this-once-great-industry who disgrace us with their existence.

To celebrate, I’ll be giving away one free copy of my $297 PennyStocking Package to one of my Twitter followers (see my profile HERE).

I don’t know if anyone’s done contests with their Twitter followers before so I gotta think this thing out to make sure everything goes smoothly…probly gonna go from this Thursday to next Thursday, so for now, to enter, just become one of my Twitter followers (become one HERE).
, get used to Twitter (you’ll thank me one day) and cool Twitter applications like StockTwits. Hell, even my mom is on Twitter (she just signed up), you can follow her HERE, maybe even direct message her a happy birthday!

TIMalerts: 10 Of Your Questions Answered Here!

Tags: Basics, Cool Products, Q&A

What is TIMalerts?

All the info can be found at TIMalerts.com, a subscribers-only website–basically for $1/day, monthly ($30) or annual ($297) subscription, you get a daily pre-market watchlist emailed to you/posted on the TIMalerts website, real-time trading alerts throughout the day and access to the discussion threads at TIMalerts.com

Will you be closing down TimothySykes.com in favor of TIMalerts.com?

Hello no! I still want to teach this game to everyone, so I’ll respond and post on both sites. I have a feeling all the hardcore traders will post on the TIMalerts site because the $30/month is near-meaningless to them, but it helps to weed out total newbies/poor people.

Is the morning watchlist the same on both sites?

YES! The difference is TIMalert subscribers get it emailed and see it posted on the TIMalerts.com website at 8am, instead of 9:30am, which is hugely important for shorting because TIMalert subscribers can reserve shares of hard-to-borrow stocks early in the morning and by the time non-paying people try to find shares, often times there won’t be any more shares available to short aka advantage TIMalert subscribers!

What is “reserving shares to short”, how do you do it?

See THIS blog post

How often will trading alerts be emailed/posted?

I have no idea, this isn’t a “one stock pick per day/week” BS scam–whenever I send out an alert, there is a worthy setup that has interested me enough to trade that stock, either long or short and those of you who have my PennyStocking instructional DVD package know it’s best to wait for those ideal setups. Sometimes, like yesterday, I’ll send out 4 alerts, sometimes none. The pre-market watchlist will be sent/posted each morning, but trades and worthy setups are unpredictable. One month in, I’ve sent out 12 trade alerts.

What’s the average trade duration & how many of the alerts will be shorts vs. longs?  

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