I previously wrote about one of the most psychotic emails I got and was gonna do a whole series entitled “Penny Stock Psychos“.
But I’m now getting more than 2,500 emails/day from people who wanna become trading challenge students and PennyStocking Silver subscribers and who ask me what broker to use again and again and again (see my preferred brokers here) and there’s just no telling what these psychos will do when I write about them…so instead i’m gonna focus on “Stock Market Morons” as these stories are not only fun to read, they’re also very educational so you know the kind of absolute morons out there who you’re competing against on your penny stock strades.
I think you’ll find that penny stock traders and investors are far more gullible and far less intelligent than normal traders and investors, who already aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, so you have a clear advantage over these people if you have any brain whatsoever.
That’s why profits like this verified $7,000 trade are possible.
So be prepared to laugh…and to all the morons out there, thank you for lack of schooling, excessive drug and alcohol use, without people like you, our society might have a chance at surviving but since you’ll inevitably destroy us Planet Of the Apes-style, at least we can profit off you in the meantime so we can live luxuriously and enjoy toys like THIS fine car and fine offices like THIS.
Out of the blue email from Stock Moron #1 “Gerrrie Garcia” who sends me a loooooooong screenshot of some penny stock promoter spammer:
…to which I reply:
Wonderful, I have no idea who’s doing this nor do I care
Tim
Stock Market Moron #1 responds:
Wrong answer dipshit. You are advertising Investimonials on ****SPAM SITE****. You will now be identified as the Yahoo spammer. Stand up and take a bow asshole.
Registrant:
Investimonials LLC
Domain Name: Investimonials.COM
Administrative Contact:
Sykes, Timothy
I won’t link the penny stock spammer’s website, just an incompetent promoter looking for traffic, but this is what the Stock Market Moron refers to Investimonials as “advertising” on the penny stock promoter’s website:
It’s just a badge that any of the 10,000+ financial products on Investimonials can put on their website and link to their reviews, just like the Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn badges except the spammer penny stock promoter doesn’t want to link to his reviews because they’re terrible and they expose him so he links to this page on Investimonials.
This causes Stock Market Moron #1 to mistakenly believe that Investimonials is advertising on this spammer penny stock promoter’s website when in fact we’re actually exposing them in the review of their website…
So I respond:
We’re not advertising on that site, they’re using our Investimonials link on their site you moron…..LOLOLOLOL my haters are too funny, wow, I really didn’t know there are peopel this dumb out there, I accept your apology
Tim
To which Stock Market Moron responds “That sucks for you jackass. I really don’t want to hear your excuses.”
And I tell him exactly what I’m gonna do “Haha thanks for the blog post, the entire penny stock world is gonna be laughing at you for thinking that’s my site or that I have anything to do with them, LOL, great stuff, truly thank you 
Tim”
A few days pass and I get an email from Stock Market Moron with the same IP address who is now using a new name and email address and has sent an email to all of the largest publications in the world and several spam compliance officers…seriously.
Bill Hayden to letters, abuse, administrator, customercare
There are at least 2 penny stock company’s using spam on Yahoo finance to mislead investors and drive traffic to their websites. Using spam software they post links using fake testimonials and then reply to the posts using more fake testimonials. Yahoo refuses to address the problem by creating a simple filter to filter out this spam which is very strange considering Yahoo has the capability to do so quite easily. The 2 people identified as the owners/admins of hundreds of websites used in the spam operation are Adam Garcia (SPAMMER PROMOTER’S EMAIL ADDRESS #1) and Jeff Milken (SPAMMER PROMOTER’S EMAIL ADDRESS #2).
On many websites operated by Jeff Milken you will find review links leading to Tim Sykes Investimonials.COM. So ask yourself, why are these guys spamming Yahoo Finance daily with fake testimonials and why does Yahoo allow it to continue? If these companies are legit why are they using spam to generate traffic?
To which I responded:
LOL you moron, these are penny stock promoters, they link to dozens of websites, I don’t know them nor do I work with them, they hate me as I expose scams if you did any research…my god you’re one of the dumbest people I’ve ever encountered on the internet, thanks for the great blog post Tim
It’s sad that some people are such morons out there, but please do understand it’s these kind of people who trade penny stocks and we must be thankful for their lack of intelligence for the are the ones who buy penny stock pump and dumps and never sell, thus opening up the tremendous opportunities that exists…just like this blatant penny stock pump and dump that was a great short.
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