I take pride in busting frauds and incompetent finance drones and it’s my great honor to announce The Leveraged Sellout is the latest market casualty.
You’ll remember I’ve previously written about how big a fake/joke/incompetent “businessman” this jerkoff was in THIS post, about how he’s a ridiculously hyped/but typically failed author in THIS post, and now ‘this wunderkind blogger’ hasn’t blogged in 2+ months!
Dear LSO, what’s the matter don’t you wanna promote your book? Doesn’t it still feel good to be a banker?
LOL, this sucker and all his Ivy League/Investment Banker scumbag brethren are getting schooled–real schooling you arrogant family-connected cokeheads–in economics as they have chosen the single worst-performing and least needed profession in the world. Long overdue, justice has been served!
To make matters worse, cocaine, womanizing, private schooling and alimony–the four pillars of the investment banker lifestyle–aren’t getting any more affordable. Drug dealers/teachers/ex-wives/mistresses are said to be forging a surprising coalition to lobby for their own bailout!
Perhaps what’s saddest is that this blogger who represents the entire IB nation was just recently called “The Borat of Wall Street” by Businessweek and yet, like a typical douchebag IBer, he’s running and hiding, not confronting his personal failures.
Listen, we all screw up from time to time–I have too–but only the lowest of the low, those without intelligence, character, backbones and confidence–the vast majority of those who work on Wall Street–run and hide without trying to get back up.
A blogger’s duty is to share their experiences/thoughts/ups and downs openly with all to benefit readers…when they fail to do so due to massive personal failure/public embarassment, they are no longer bloggers, they are worms not worth writing about/talking to, except as lesson in how not to behave/act/work/live.
So, hasta la vista LSO, you had a good run, fooling a great many people into believing you were worth reading, but both you and I knew your flawed perspective nad lack of actual skill/talent would catch up to you…you should get in touch with Randall Lane, he’s a bigtime failure with flawed ideology in a similar vein to you, you guys should get along great, maybe you can even form a partnership and beg together down on Wall Street?
Tags: Breakdowns, idiots
