Oh Thinkorswim, I love you so.
I think about you constantly, this you know.
For you give me borrows when others can’t
Together we laugh as Scottrade & Etrade customers rant!
Short selling microcaps and smallcaps is the thing for me.
Using your software, happy do my students be.
Together we make a great team
Customer service for both of us is the highest priority.
Explains why when we calculate our monthly earnings we both beam.
Thinkorswim, you have no idea how much I love and respect the work you do.
Cheap commissions, great executions, nice people, your competition is existent-non.
Live chat, video tutorials, emails returned inside of an hour, the list goes on…
To newbies asking “which broker”, I say Thinkorswim for you, you you!
Disclaimer: Hell yes I have an affiliate deal with Thinkorswim, I use and recommend them them bigtime so if you open an account, check off ‘twas my site that referred you…I promise to donate a portion of my proceeds to a worthy cause, some big ass Pennystocking parties!
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