This Memorial Day we commemorate not only the men and women who perished in service to their country but the pumps and dumps that inevitably perish in service to their manipulators. Each year thousands fall, so let us celebrate the life of the pump known as BDYT, who’d only just begun to blossom, with a song I wrote:
We’ve only just begun to surge,
Stock spam and promises
A check for the promoters and we’re on our way.
And yes, We’ve just begun.
Before the doubters we fly,
So many market makers to choose
We start our upticking and learn to run.
And yes, We’ve just begun.
Shareholders that are new to us,
Believing the fluff along the way,
Talking it over just the inflated PRs of us,
Hyping our stock day to day
Together.
And when the panic comes we smile,
So much fun for short sellers ahead
We’ll find shares to borrow,
And yes, We’ve just begun.
Of course, I had to make THIS accompanying music video

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