You guys know I’ve been pretty negative on the entire joke of a finance world, not to mention the joke of a financial commentator/journalism worlds since I began understanding how much BS there actually was over the past few years…
…and now that I take a quick look around the joke of a financial web, I see nothing but COWARDS, USELESS NOISE-MAKERS, IDIOTS AND FRAUDS.
After all, why is that in financial community after community, financial site after site–I see fantasy portfolios–too many academic studies prove 90%+ of traders lose $ and yet it seems 90%+ of fantasy stock traders make money?!?!?!?!–and random ass commentary on every investment, every stock under the sun…plenty of “premium” subscription products, special offers, BS, BS, BS, BS
WHY DO THESE “EXPERTS” AND “GURUS” AND PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THEIR KNOWLEDGE AND NOISE IS WORTH YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND TIME NOT SHOW THEIR REAL-TIME TRADES, INVESTMENTS AND TRACK RECORDS?
I must bring up the baseball analogy, would you take batting advice from someone who refused to tell you if they ever played in the major leaguer what their batting average is or ever has been?
Industry regulations, greed and literally the most cowardly people on the planet are to blame.
I am sickened, physically sickened, by the number of total frauds and people giving bad information, marketing it as good information when the world, which is already smart like Forrest Gump in all things financial.
I’m not saying I’m the master, or the smartest, or the most credible financial person out there, but obviously I do have my ridiculous biography, track record (see all my trades HERE…what you wannabe financial commentators and “hedge fund managers”, you pathetic pieces of scum, you’re too chickenshit to show us your little numbers?!?!?! they’re just numbers dudes, seriously, take a look in the mirror and say with a straight face “track record and specific numbers don’t matter, it’s my experience and commentary that’s valuable and my subscribers know this”…hahaha, my God, I’m not even a great trader and yet my openness means you’re not fit to worship a piece of gum I spit out) and of course I’m somehow #1 out of 20,000 “investors” who do share their track records on Covestor…which isn’t even as impressive as the fact that nearly 1/4 of the top 100 are my instructional DVD students or TIMalert subscribers…oh yeah and PennyStocking DVD student Adam N. is catching up to me, now in the #2 spot…SEE THE RANKINGS HERE
It’s sad Covestor isn’t more popular, but the truth is most people/bloggers/commentators don’t want to show their trades/investments—BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND THEY’RE EMBARRASSED BY HOW MUCH THEY SUCK.
I don’t write this to make enemies or be rebellious, I’m over all the pathetic shallow Wall Street games–I hate all cowards, frauds and liars alike–I write this to inspire you weaklings to stand up for once in your miserable lives and make something real…I write this to get you out of your narrow-minded little existences and realize society hates finance and you hate your life and nobody will remember you because of your refusal to do anything meaningful…to be open…to be different…to be true…and right….and righteous.
I mean my God you old and young pricks, if you know nothing about finance, stop pretending and running evil, yes, literally evil, businesses, step aside, go do what your intelligence level entitles to you to, namely mowing lawns or writing for Sucking Alpha (whoops, meant to not mention any of these mocku-commentary, my baaaad!)…this game isn’t about getting hits or selling subscriptions–by pretending to know what you’re talking about, you’re a financial terrorist.
Because your ignorance, your naivety hurts investors and traders and make society only hate our once great industry even more. I’m talking to little bitches like Mike Huckman of CNBC (whoops, another terrorism network) who got suckered by a biotech penny stock…
…hey, I mean at first, I was into the Wiley classics, every other book that got published, trying to get my hands on all financial information…mistakenly believing it was financial wisdom…but now I know better.
You see, it’s good business to be open and honest about what you know and what you don’t…once you’re as open and dominant and testimonialed-to-death as me, you don’t even need to edit blog posts or make complete thoughts because I know and detail my strengths and weaknesses, my readers know them too and my honesty and commentary isn’t just helpful, it’s a breakthrough in this toilet of an industry.
And that’s why I’m banking–guess how much I made last month Huckman, it’s nearly your annual entertainment salary for being that dumb monkey pretending to know the stock market.
And that’s why my readers are banking–not hundreds of thousands of dollars, just hundreds and thousands because despite all my wisdom, my strategy is for little and poor people only.
But most importantly, that’s why I run a good business and I sleep great (when I have time) because I know I’m doing good.
Trust me, it feels great, now wouldn’t it be nice if you felt as good as I do?