Introducing The TIMalerts Lifetime Membership, Yours for $2,000
Posted by timothysykes on Wed 3rd of Sep, 2008 04:36:38 PMRemember THIS post when I was pondering offering TIMalerts lifetime subscriptions?
Well, that got a few people emailing me and one guy actually bought the first TIMalerts lifetime membership for $2,000!

Yes, those who purchase it below will get their very own TIMalerts lifetime member card you see above. Just click pay now and the card is yours!
But forget that little card for a second–as cool as it is–this ain’t no AMEX black card (see what I think about those HERE)…TIMalert lifetime members will receive alerts by email/Twitter (follow me HERE)/whatever the next communication tool/device is for the rest of my life.
And those who know me, know I’m one hard-working SOB so I won’t stop….ever. Even if I get so rich it doesn’t matter or if I get too cocky and blow up…I’ll keep writing and providing trade ideas. Only thing that’ll stop me is if I have a heart attack from too much good food, or if I get taken out by an angry stock promoter, run over, etc.
In time, I do intend to clone myself, but this membership will only be valid during the course of my lifetime, subscription through my clone/s will have to be negotiated at a later date since the science is still new and the costs unknown.
There’s no set schedule of how often I trade or will trade, as TIMalert subscribers know, ideal opportunities come about every few days, about 5-10/month, in the land of PennyStocking . You can bet every now and then I will take vacations, which will impact my trading, although I’ll always be on the lookout for potential trades–as you witnessed during my recent trip to Japan (see it HERE).
And for those of you who don’t know, I’m a fit, well semi-fit (getting better each day thanks to the girlfriend!), 27 year-old so you’re probly looking at 50+ years of trade alerts and stock market commentary. Considering my track record–$12k to $2 million 1999-2002, #1 ranked short bias hedge fund manager 2003-2006, one bad investment that tanked my fund 35% but made me infinitely wiser, now 100%+ return in the last 9 months and total domination of the performance rankings on the social networking site Covestor (see rankings HERE), I’m guessing the entire fee will be paid for with 1-2 good trades, although of course PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE, OR AT LEAST PERFECTLY INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RETURNS.
Ironically, my former #1 hater Michael Goode who, as I detailed in THIS post, was the first to buy my most expensive product offering, the PennyStocking DVD + annual subscription to TIMalerts combo deal (check it out HERE!), after initially writing the now infamous post “Timothy Sykes if full of bullship” post HERE is the first TIMalert lifetime member.
Mr. Goode writes in THIS post explaining why he coughed up $2k to become the first TIMalerts lifetime member:
First, I have concluded that at least at the present time Sykes’ trading system works quite well. This does not mean that it will necessarily continue to work, and anyone using his system should not put blind faith in it. That being said, the basic premise of short-selling hyped-up stocks should continue to be successful far in the future, although the details of how best to do that will certainly change. I believe in Sykes’ system enough to trade a decent amount of money with it, and so far I have made quite a bit of money trading his system
…blah blah lots more, click the above link to read the rest of it. Basically, the guy’s made $20,000 in a few months off my picks/system so he was feeling generous. I encourage anybody else who’s made a ton off my stuff to be similarly generous.
Let me know if you have any questions…
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TIM Trades
View All| Date | Stock | Buy | Sell | Net |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nov 11 | IIJI | $2,79 | $2.95 | $442 |
| Nov 6 | CVI | $4.42 | $4.70 | $530 |
| Nov 5 | MECA | $3.68 | $3.95 | $490 |
| Nov 4 | CVI | $5.18 | $4.94 | $472 |
| Nov 4 | CVI | $4.83 | $5.01 | $333 |
| Nov 3 | NAK | $3.30 | $3.37 | $157 |
| Oct 31 | IDAE | $2.18 | $2.18 | $20 |
| Oct 30 | HSNI | $7.37 | $7.86 | $561 |
| Oct 29 | EVC | $1.97 | $2.70 | $1439 |
| Oct 28 | HSNI | $6.92 | $7.30 | $540 |
| Oct 28 | HSNI | $6.20 | $6.00 | $320 |
Total: $34,399 (177%)

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genious idea
When is your company going public? lol
Well, down from $20k to $19.3k after today’s loss in COIN. Don’t worry Tim, soon you’ll be posting about how I made $50k or $100k from trading your way.
Most people don’t realize it, but lifetime memberships are usually great investments … my mother-in-law still has a membership to some health club that she bought for a few hundred bucks back in the 1970s.
Are you serious about this, or is this a joke? Look at home much your blog has changed since you first started.
Do you actually intend to do this one thing for your entire life and not eventually abandon ship out of boredom?
What if the SEC catches up, and stocks can no longer be manipulated?
I’d be interested in a membership, but can’t see how you see yourself doing this for decades on in without losing interest and wanting to do something else.
called passion
Good luck with that. What if you die tomorrow Tim or become brain dead? The probability is low but still a possibility.
wow depressing that the angle you guys immediately take is wondering how long Tim will keep going with this.
How long do YOU see YOURSELF needing this service? If youre at all intelligent, it will be for less time than Tim will spend doing it.
Timmmayyy your an inspiration man! Thanks for everything, keep up the badass work you do!
“stocks can no longer be manipulated?” will never happen, the SEc is incompetent–which might not always be the case–but manipulators will always find new ways
And those who know me, know I
The people manipulating the stocks are much smarter and more adaptive then the SEC will ever be to stop them. As for the lifetime membership. If one was to sign up today Tim would need to keep going for atleast 6 years based off of today’s yearly membership price.
>Tim would need to keep going for atleast 6 years based off of today
List of potential plays for tomorow, long only.
BSRC, TGIC, URRE, SCA, all on green.
RDN above 5.
The chart of the S&P looks terrible so long only if S&P is on green.
I dont have any of those.
List of potential plays for tomorow, short only.
NAT below 33, SIX bellow 1.
Tim, you never cease to entertain (and inform)!!
For all you lifetime subscribers, let me introduce you to the ViciousChicken Insurance Company’s newest product; TIMAlerts Lifetime Subscription Insurance. The cost is only $10 a month, and if Tim dies, gets abducted by the SEC, or even has a mental breakdown your purchase price of the TIM Alerts Lifetime Membership will be fully refunded.
Come on, if you guys can drop 2k on this, you gotta throw some coin my way too!!
Bob HA
Every saturday/sunday morning at like 7am there are “Trading easy as 1,2,3″ shows on cable tv…
Why don’t you do one of those? God knows people up that early on the weekends will eat your shit up…
he’s got livestock
Whatch out Bob (VC), we could kidnap Tim and short squeeze you. And then we could arrange a deal with him for a fake Samuel Israel type suicide. lol
Come on total, cut me some slack! How many insurance companies make an offer like that without any fine print?!! :)
I suppose I should have put in a clause or two… Seems I’m as good an insurance agent as I am a trader! LOL
@total
Thats why i said “based off of today
of course membership will rise…everyone worries about too many people plaing this niche, simple solution–raise prices=less people=i make more /protect the niche environment
Just wait for me to get a trading account before raising it :) lol
Hey Tim, some Canadian just snagged the #1 position on Covestor this morning with some rediculous returns. He has manual uploads, a 2 month old account, and no reported trades….seems fishy. We’ll see if Covestor keeps him up there or not.
Guess I spoke too soon, the guy is gone now.
Hey Jewbitch,
I like your idea of stealing money from you by paying only $2000 for lifetime membersip compare to $365 every fucking year. But what if you jew die in a car accident or with heart attack in a week after the stock you short files for bankrupcy and you make gazallions. Who is going to send me deadjewAlert, lol, just joking!
I just took #1 on Covestor Month to Date…thank god for CHCI
Damn I kind of want one of those effing awesome cards.
new post:
http://www.timothysykes.com/ad.....ort-sales/
Wow, just got done re-reading the post from Michael about your bullship investment strategy, then his recent article about how PennyStocking is the best trading system he has ever seen. Keep up the good working turning haters into believers.
no mike, just a guy who knows rules and experience canhelp traders earn more $
Eternity = as long as Tim either still does work or lives ;)