Let My Haters Entertain You aka They Feed Me The Fuel That I Need For The Fire

Posted by timothysykes on Thu 10th of Jul, 2008 04:00:40 PM
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It’s been a slow summer—the economy, housing and the consumer are collapsing, along with Traitor Monthly Magazine—all paying for their many sins of the past (an economic Sodom & Gemorah!). Hard working, research-lacking, coke-snorting finance freaks everywhere are either getting paid less or losing their jobs, which is really hitting the drug trade hard, and yet I’m doing the same thing I always do, profiting (70% in 7 months) and teaching others to profit (grad student Tony Ellis up $50k, Mike the machinist up $300k!) from the most corrupt, manipulated and incompetent publicly traded companies in the world (promoted and managed by many cokeheads too…no joke)!

Maybe it’s my booming site traffic…which has led to steady growth in my monthly income of $10k, $15k, $20k and now $25k (yeah suck on that you cubicle monkeys!) or my #1 ranking on Covestor for both popularity (see HERE) and performance (see HERE)….or the fact that I’ve gotten over 200+ subscribers within just a few weeks for my premium TIMalerts real-time trade alert service (average gain 20% per pick..so far, whaaaaaat)…or cuz I like mentioning my no BS PennyStocking instructional DVD package (newbies get this before you email me basic questions) and critically acclaimed best selling book An American Hedge Fund in most of my blog posts (cuz they’re damn quality products!)…or perhaps it’s because I could care less about/enjoy ripping on all the BS traditions and BSers in this joke of an ego-based, coke-fueled leverage-loving industry (see my recent interview on this subject HERE) and most definitely it’s due to me not giving a flying f$#% about standard grammar/politeness nor selling out to use my pseudo-celebrity status to make more money than most by ripping thousands of people off—as is standard soulless bastard industry practice—but for whatever reason, my hater (s) have (has) come out in force.

To all you hardcore traders, this post is not a waste, it’s pure entertainment baby…and it keeps you and me both away from forcing trades on setups that aren’t there!

So, take a look at some ridiculous edits on Wikipedia page:

Most of his gains were wiped out during the dot com crash and he has yet to duplicate the performance he had during the dot com run up. (see edit HERE)

Nope, only a 35% loss due to CYGT in 2006, learn cokeheads, learn!

He was dis invited to rejoin the top 30 under 30 by Trader magazine after they realized he was a scam artist stealing peoples money. (see link HERE)

Woah, those are some serious charges—I never stole anyone’s money…maybe the guy should learn THE FACTSAll really old news by now, but cokeheads never learn (unless this was good ole Randy who has nothing better to do cuz his advertisers are all bailing)!

And of course the comments section of my blog posts can sometimes be a fun battleground:

Among other things, TrainerDave says:

“Anyone can predict that a pump and dump garbage stock will tank its not rocket science. Garbage company goes up for no reason I can tell ya 100% of the time it will go down. Not only that all your groupies follow your trades you should be up 70%. No one in the whole industry takes you serious and you talk trash about Cramer thats not even arrogance it’s stupidity. Please don’t even put yourself in same sentence as him. Reality check buddy you sell your book on your own garbage website his is on best seller lists.”

I couldn’t help myself:

LOL trainer dave, if ANYONE could predict these pump and dumps, then why do 90% of traders lose $? tell me why if its sooooo obvious to everyone, why is there demand for my blog/book/dvd/alerts? why oh why would anyone need to see me be right 70% of the time when they could be right 100% of the time? i dont get it myself.

u’re right, i shouldnt put myself int he same sentence as cramer, his percentages are waaay lower than mine…gimme a few years, i got 20-30 years of everyone on this industry and i’m just getting started….

PS my book will never be on bestseller lists, its print-on-demand aka higher margins, 6000 copies sold, 1,000 more and its a “bestseller” not that it matters, just goes to show how little research u’ve actually done, aka typical finance freak, aka stop wasting my motherfucken time!

In the end, none of this shit matters, just comments like these:

HAHAHA wow i just got on the blog and saw the WWE match between some fag and tim hahah!! What a douche. I’ve been trading for almost a year and have only lost. I’ve been on this site for about 2 months and am finally in the green. Hmmmm, u do the math TD. LOL, ne ways Tim u do realize by replying to him is just makin his day right? O well, let the gays be gay. Keep doin your thing tim, U’ve helped me out for one.

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17 Responses

  1. If I could only have known of your methods 1 year ago…. when I had 40 000 fire power, I found you at 13k, and came back to 15.5k real fast when I follow your strategy, but keep on sceing it, tried to play an intraday bounce on fre today and lost 200 of the 240 I made on gigm.

    Temptation is strong…

  2. Who reads Trader Monthly anymore? At $10 per mag, I don’t think Barnes and Noble even moves these from their shelves…

  3. 3
    YngvaiMalmsteve -

    Did anybody get in on the SLAT breakout? Yeah, I know it’s a spammer (go to the Silicon Investors spam board and you’ll see an example), but it broke out of a head & shoulders pattern today on good volume (although I’m surprised it didn’t move more than it did on the volume). I went long into the close at $2.53.

  4. this post is hilarious!

  5. and this PDT rule is total crap, im up 22.14% in 30 days and cant do shit for the next 5

  6. When you wrestle with a turd…even if you ‘win’…

    You’ll only end up covered with cr** and stinkin’ up the place.

    Why not just FLUSH ‘em?

  7. keep the faith, timmy. don’t let them get you down.

  8. All the great leaders are hated. Some more than others. Who the #$%^ cares.

    I wouldn’t even give them the pleasure of showing them any attention because that’s what they love.

    Amz out.

  9. Tim, all that matters is results.

    Though I am not a subscriber, and though I haven’t really tried your shorting techniques (no time to do it at my busy corporate finance job), I can see the results.

    To all the haters, who cares. You provide a valued product, and you’re allowing everyone to see the transparency of your trades. Not to mention you’re consistently profitable, so honestly, just ignore the haters :]

  10. People actually pay for Trader Monthly? I get that crappy magazine for free. The whole thing is just fluff anyway.

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    GETG looks like an excellent short if it breaks $4 support tomorrow. I can’t short PK’s. Just wanted to give a heads up.

  12. Tim you really didn’t need to justify yourself. You’ve got plenty of dedicated subscribers and regulars on your site. I thank you for igniting my wonder of the stock market.

  13. I never traded stocks that was unheard of, and volume less than 2 million before…. however, thanks to this website, I have another niche to profit from.

  14. Hey sykes- MOron

    I was told you bent over and opened your ass to spew more BULLsh*T at the Lion.com

    so I wanna set the story straight-

    I dont care if you sport a 2″ wanker and that they told you that there was NO hope for enlargement- so you have to pay women to pose with you.

    I dont care that you post trades that make $7 on a trade and lose on a commission

    I dont care if you are bigger loud mouth than Cramer, and call even worse trades.

    read my ******** posts you ******** ******** the world doesnt revolve around you. and I thought you already lost your *** again and were gone.

    you have to sell DVD/Books of lame *** **** about how you lost your *** and want people to buy it back.

    did I mention you? NO so take your ******* attitude and go **** yourself in front of the mirror- some day someone is gonna teach you exactly why you shouldnt talk out your *** so much - and that will be a youtube video I’d pay to see. till then kiss my ( Y )

    I am not here to impress you or your pathetic website.
    so dont bother me with your WANNABEE/ I was something once attitude-
    new title for your next Book?- How I lost it all (again)

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