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Posted 3 months, 3 days ago.

15 Low Priced Stocks You Should Know About Or At Least Laugh At

Tags: Breakouts, Hot Stocks, Patterns To Buy, Potential Plays

MAXLIFE FUND CORP (MXFD) might be a scam, but it’s one that just broke out a multi-month base above $20 and that’s why it gets its chart shown here…as tough as it is, gotta learn to buy scams on breakouts cuz the shorties are squealing, squeal shorts, squeal, you give this strategy a bad name…hope this thing goes to $30+

X-Rite, Incorporated (XRIT) says their liquidity has improved…yeahhh right, given these guys’ track record, they’re bound to screw up sooner rather than later…hopefully we can get a few suckers drinking the turnaround Kool-Aid some more

NGAS Resources, Inc. (NGAS) has short sellers that think it’s a real dog, too bad those shorts haven’t studied technical analysis cuz this is one steady uptrender…squeal you dumb shorts, you’re not worthy of having any money to your name

SatCon Technology Corporation (SATC) is trying to be a solar play, actually getting orders, too bad they’re just an industry joke, they are to the solar industry what Tim Sykes is to the trading community, good thing we’re both hitting new highs, ever so gradually

Standard Pacific Corp. (SPF) got a big investment, convertible at $3 and $4…I hate these types of deals, they make my tiny brain hurt…might try to short if it gets ahead of itself, but for now I’m just gonna do mental exercises.

Quantum Fuel Systems Technologies (QTWW) I nailed the easy breakout a few weeks ago, but did nothing about it cuz I’m a Jew whose rabbi banned hi form buying stocks…said it was against God’s will…damnit! I knew I shouldn’t have listened, rabbis are horrible investors and even worse traders….somebody posted a message they bought in, good, this is a classic PennyStocking buy…now you see why I make fun of Judiasm

Beacon Power Corp. (BCON) is up 50% off $1ish…forgive if me if I’m not impressed…let’s see it do a 2005-type spike, then I’ll get interested, for now, it’s just a mediocre chick not worth my time

Jamba, Inc. (JMBA) They surged after a deal with Nestle, but had to be their typical selves and report crappy earnings…maybe they should just sell space shakes…seriously…cuz as I’ve been saying for over a year (check back on TheStreet.com videos), this is one of the worst managed companies in the world…talk about screwing up a good idea…this is the liquid version of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (KKD) who I hear has resorted to baking has brownies…which actually has some potential…in Amsterdam

The Beard Company (BRCO) is but a wee $15 mil company with a good earnings report…who knows when it ends or reverses, all I know is it had a cool name

IXYS Corporation (IXYS) is an earnings play, don’t expect a big reversal

BIOSHAFT WTR TECHNOLOGY INC (BSHF) At BSHF we don’t make the products you buy, we only make the spam you read more entertaining…that’s the company’s commercial…seriously…too bad it’s cracking now and I can’t find shares

You gotta try to short KENTUCKY USA ENERGY INC (KYUS) all the way down cuz it’s gonna be much lower in a few weeks, nothing prettier for a short seller than a strung out spammer junkie…this one’s like Gia…too bad there isn’t more to go around, that’s curse of being so beautiful

The CFO of Northern Technologies International Corp (NTI) might’ve been voted hardest working by some crappy local paper, but their stock rose cuz Superman on TheLion.com is on fire, now everyone’s trying to be early on his next picks…normally I’d be quick to short into such pups, but I a scared of this guy’s stock picking ability (PDO, MXC, GBR, SINO and now even joke of a company TAYD)…it’s not even about shorting these stocks anymore, Superman is his own stock and it’s tough to short something breaking out to new highs…like our fading stock charts, might wanna wait til the first down day, or down pick in this case..

Taylor Devices, Inc. (TAYD) is another Superman pick, even though this is a total joke of a company, you gotta respect the hot hand…reminds me a lot of ultra-low floater CTI Industries Corp. (CTIB) which was only a good short over any months, waay too gradual for me

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