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An Ode To The Broker I Use & Recommend, Thinkorswim
Posted by Timothy Sykes on Thu 11th of Sep, 2008 04:11:01 PMOh Thinkorswim, I love you so.
I think about you constantly, this you know.
For you give me borrows when others can’t
Together we laugh as Scottrade & Etrade customers rant!
Short selling microcaps and smallcaps is the thing for me.
Using your software, happy do my students be.
Together we
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We’ve Only Just Begun: A Memorial To BodyTel Scientific, Inc. (BDYT)
Posted by timothysykes on Mon 26th of May, 2008 10:22:45 AMThis Memorial Day we commemorate not only the men and women who perished in service to their country but the pumps and dumps that inevitably perish in service to their manipulators. Each year thousands fall, so let us celebrate the life of the pump known as BDYT, who’d only just begun to blossom, with a song I wrote:
We’ve only just begun to surge,
Stock spam and promises
A check for the promoters and we’re on our way.
And yes, We’ve just begun.
Before the doubters we fly,
So many market makers to choose
We start our upticking and learn to run.
And yes, We’ve just begun.
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The Pump And Dump Blues: Nothing Compares 2 U, In Loving Memory Of Cannon Exploration Inc (CNEX)
Posted by timothysykes on Wed 14th of May, 2008 07:02:52 PMI’m sorry to have to announce the passing of Cannon Exploration Inc. (CNEX), a beautiful and vivacious pump and dump, who at the height of her popularity, was taken from us prematurely, like so many of our brave soldiers around the world
Beautiful CNEX, I know that living with you was sometimes hard, but I composed this wholly original song and even made a music video (even though the singer got the words wrong) in your honor.
It’s been seven hours and five dollars
Since you took your pump away
I research every hour and wait all day
Since you took your pump away
Since you been gone I can write about whatever I want
I can trade any stock I choose
I can look for stocks that are breaking out
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these pump and dump blues
`Cause no pump compares
No pump compares to you
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