idiots Archives - Timothy Sykes

Category Archives: idiots

Douglas McIntyre & Some Other Idiot Help Me Prove What Financial Blogging Is All About

When I ripped Doug McIntyre’s joke of a list of the “25 best financial blogs”, I fully expected/wanted comments to open up debate…check out the one below, it’s perfect (FYI Doug, this is what financial blogging is about–really chatting out all angles of a topic, not just boring news-based posts about actively traded stocks which are good for link baiting, c’mon, you can be better…I think): Continue reading

Douglas McIntyre & Some Other Idiot Help Me Prove What Financial Blogging Is All About

When I ripped Doug McIntyre’s joke of a list of the “25 best financial blogs”, I fully expected/wanted comments to open up debate…check out the one below, it’s perfect (FYI Doug, this is what financial blogging is about–really chatting out all angles of a topic, not just boring news-based posts about actively traded stocks which are good for link baiting, c’mon, you can be better…I think): Continue reading

The fly Called Me ‘The Shamwow Huckster Of Financial Blogging', Too Bad He's 'The James Frey Of Financial Blogging'

As defined by Wikipedia, a huckster is a seller of small articles, usually of cheap or shoddy quality, or one engaged in haggling or making petty bargains, that is, a certain type of peddler or hawker.

My products are listed below:

My TIMalerts is a real-time trader alerts service that costs $30/month or $297/year for which subscribers get emailed a daily premarket watchlist and an email anytime I make a trade, with an explanation of why and what I expect, the vast majority of the time the stock and price action already foretold in the premarket watchlist. There is also a subscribers-only website, chatroom and alerts available by text messaging….Go to TIMalerts.com and see all the testimonials on the front page, there are tons more, I just can’t track of them all anymore…and pay close attention to the average alert gaining 10-15% during each of the last seven months.

My instructional trading DVDs range in price from $297 to $497 and teach a variety of different subjects. My PennyStocking DVD is a 6 hour 4 –disc set with 220 page instruction manual detailing all the greatest lessons I’ve had to learn the hard way over a decade trading penny stocks and it details the variables I look for when trading stocks in addition to all the charts and setups of my best and worst trades from 1999-2006, a time during which my account increased from $12,000 to several million dollars while becoming the #1 ranked short bias hedge fund manager (Barclays) 2003-2006.

PennyStocking Part Deux is a 6 hour guide with 250 page instruction manual and assumes you know the basics of how I trade and updates the strategy with recent trades/examples/regulations—and most importantly, it examines intraday chart patterns—covering 2008 during which my trading account gained 197% as the overall stock market fell 40% and I became the #1 ranked ranked trader on Covestor, out of 15,000+ traders/investors.

TIMraw is 12 hours of HD-footage of me giving a seminar, one-on-one coaching, video book reviews…I don’t need to explain, HERE is a detailed unbiased review.

ShortStocking is my 6 hour instructional DVD with 190 page manual guide to teaching you how to short sell, not just penny stocks, no, this is for real stocks, stuff like BIDU, AAPL, AIG

TIMfundamentals is my upcoming 6 hour instructional DVD with related instruction manual on how I research stocks, the websites I use, the information on those sites, my daily routine, etc.

Considering I have hundreds, now bordering on a thousand customer testimonials—many of whom have made thousands of dollars on small trading accounts, none of my products cost more than a few hundred dollars—meaning any/all of them is covered by one good trade—or helping customers avoid bad trades—that competing instructional DVDs are 2x-10x more expensive and that I blog 3x/day while the entire joke of an industry of trading DVD sellers doesn’t blog AT ALL, I think I’m the antithesis of a financial huckster.

Considering The fly has never seen any of my products and probly thinks I make up all my customer testimonials, I can only conclude that this guy likes jumping to conclusions while failing to do the proper research first—meaning he’s probly your typical useless Wall St. ANALyst. And judging from his insecurities—especially in strange as f$%ck first video, which I can’t help but say is the weirdest financial video of all-time (even weirder than some of my initial attempts)…does it not seem as if The fly is a pedophile trying to break into showbiz?!?!—(At least Howard is funny and the production means well)—prevent him from revealing his identity or returns while readers have to deal with his excessive swearing and boasting about making $1-3/share on stocks trading north of $50—yes, gains of less than 5%, aka random stock market volatility—his inability to create a premium product after many many many months—meaning he can’t get many/any premium subscribers because his rambling ain’t worth jack–I’m forced to conclude that The fly lies about his stuff, just like James Frey.

What’s worse is that despite his paper-thin superiority complex—masking his Madoff victim list-sized insecurities, the guy isn’t even worthy of comparing himself to a brand that sells something since his blog can’t even get advertisers, let alone any premium subscribers! Typical failure of a somebody who can’t face reality—like the 95% of traders out there, this guy is a loser! Managing millions of dollars my well-fed ass, I’m guessing he can’t/won’t step out into the light…ever…it’s because the guy is in jail for being a pedophile! (Rampant speculation based on his video and circumstantial evidence—the exact kind of lack of due diligence with which this showbizzy pedophile talked down to me)

What I don’t get is that don’t they allow people to signup to Covestor even if they’re in jail?

I mean if any trader has got any decent track record and they intend on getting followers, wouldn’t they want to have all their trades audited for everyone to see? Of course, unless they’re hiding something like The fly is! (Or if they’re a coward, afraid of the incompetent SEC, disrespecting the mermory of too many fallen soldiers who died to give us the right to free speech).

So fly, I forgive you, if I were as cowardly, incompetent and incarcerated as you, I’d probly try to blame others for my own failures too. Like the twisted son of a bitch Randall Lane (whose now trying to sell Trader Monthly for $1), the failed-author-now-failed-blogger Leveraged Sellout, the incompetent traders over at EliteTrader, the cubicle monkeys who read Dealbreaker and of course all these fraudulent money managers you join a long list of WEIRD FINANCE FREAKS who have been trying to succeed while failing in this game far too long—there oughta be a support group for all of you.

My friggin God you twerps, why’s it soooo difficult for you to be open and honest? Very very say that my business model is “revolutionary” when we’ve got all these frauds everywhere.

The fly Called Me ‘The Shamwow Huckster Of Financial Blogging’, Too Bad He’s ‘The James Frey Of Financial Blogging’

As defined by Wikipedia, a huckster is a seller of small articles, usually of cheap or shoddy quality, or one engaged in haggling or making petty bargains, that is, a certain type of peddler or hawker.

My products are listed below:

My TIMalerts is a real-time trader alerts service that costs $30/month or $297/year for which subscribers get emailed a daily premarket watchlist and an email anytime I make a trade, with an explanation of why and what I expect, the vast majority of the time the stock and price action already foretold in the premarket watchlist. There is also a subscribers-only website, chatroom and alerts available by text messaging….Go to TIMalerts.com and see all the testimonials on the front page, there are tons more, I just can’t track of them all anymore…and pay close attention to the average alert gaining 10-15% during each of the last seven months.

My instructional trading DVDs range in price from $297 to $497 and teach a variety of different subjects. My PennyStocking DVD is a 6 hour 4 –disc set with 220 page instruction manual detailing all the greatest lessons I’ve had to learn the hard way over a decade trading penny stocks and it details the variables I look for when trading stocks in addition to all the charts and setups of my best and worst trades from 1999-2006, a time during which my account increased from $12,000 to several million dollars while becoming the #1 ranked short bias hedge fund manager (Barclays) 2003-2006.

PennyStocking Part Deux is a 6 hour guide with 250 page instruction manual and assumes you know the basics of how I trade and updates the strategy with recent trades/examples/regulations—and most importantly, it examines intraday chart patterns—covering 2008 during which my trading account gained 197% as the overall stock market fell 40% and I became the #1 ranked ranked trader on Covestor, out of 15,000+ traders/investors.

TIMraw is 12 hours of HD-footage of me giving a seminar, one-on-one coaching, video book reviews…I don’t need to explain, HERE is a detailed unbiased review.

ShortStocking is my 6 hour instructional DVD with 190 page manual guide to teaching you how to short sell, not just penny stocks, no, this is for real stocks, stuff like BIDU, AAPL, AIG

TIMfundamentals is my upcoming 6 hour instructional DVD with related instruction manual on how I research stocks, the websites I use, the information on those sites, my daily routine, etc.

Considering I have hundreds, now bordering on a thousand customer testimonials—many of whom have made thousands of dollars on small trading accounts, none of my products cost more than a few hundred dollars—meaning any/all of them is covered by one good trade—or helping customers avoid bad trades—that competing instructional DVDs are 2x-10x more expensive and that I blog 3x/day while the entire joke of an industry of trading DVD sellers doesn’t blog AT ALL, I think I’m the antithesis of a financial huckster.

Considering The fly has never seen any of my products and probly thinks I make up all my customer testimonials, I can only conclude that this guy likes jumping to conclusions while failing to do the proper research first—meaning he’s probly your typical useless Wall St. ANALyst. And judging from his insecurities—especially in strange as f$%ck first video, which I can’t help but say is the weirdest financial video of all-time (even weirder than some of my initial attempts)…does it not seem as if The fly is a pedophile trying to break into showbiz?!?!—(At least Howard is funny and the production means well)—prevent him from revealing his identity or returns while readers have to deal with his excessive swearing and boasting about making $1-3/share on stocks trading north of $50—yes, gains of less than 5%, aka random stock market volatility—his inability to create a premium product after many many many months—meaning he can’t get many/any premium subscribers because his rambling ain’t worth jack–I’m forced to conclude that The fly lies about his stuff, just like James Frey.

What’s worse is that despite his paper-thin superiority complex—masking his Madoff victim list-sized insecurities, the guy isn’t even worthy of comparing himself to a brand that sells something since his blog can’t even get advertisers, let alone any premium subscribers! Typical failure of a somebody who can’t face reality—like the 95% of traders out there, this guy is a loser! Managing millions of dollars my well-fed ass, I’m guessing he can’t/won’t step out into the light…ever…it’s because the guy is in jail for being a pedophile! (Rampant speculation based on his video and circumstantial evidence—the exact kind of lack of due diligence with which this showbizzy pedophile talked down to me)

What I don’t get is that don’t they allow people to signup to Covestor even if they’re in jail?

I mean if any trader has got any decent track record and they intend on getting followers, wouldn’t they want to have all their trades audited for everyone to see? Of course, unless they’re hiding something like The fly is! (Or if they’re a coward, afraid of the incompetent SEC, disrespecting the mermory of too many fallen soldiers who died to give us the right to free speech).

So fly, I forgive you, if I were as cowardly, incompetent and incarcerated as you, I’d probly try to blame others for my own failures too. Like the twisted son of a bitch Randall Lane (whose now trying to sell Trader Monthly for $1), the failed-author-now-failed-blogger Leveraged Sellout, the incompetent traders over at EliteTrader, the cubicle monkeys who read Dealbreaker and of course all these fraudulent money managers you join a long list of WEIRD FINANCE FREAKS who have been trying to succeed while failing in this game far too long—there oughta be a support group for all of you.

My friggin God you twerps, why’s it soooo difficult for you to be open and honest? Very very say that my business model is “revolutionary” when we’ve got all these frauds everywhere.

Let’s Hear Your Strangest Finance Story, This Is Mine:

So you know how I like ripping on how weird/sketchy some/most traders/value investors/brokers/ANALysts are—probly something to do with being in an industry full of frauds, liars and cheats while still being able to bank hundreds of thousands to millions annually/mistakenly believing life is all about $… Continue reading