Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1-2PM EST!

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Thu 24th of Jul, 2008 04:32:44 PM

Just leave your guess in the comments section below…first one to guess it wins 1 free month of TIMalerts…trust me, you want TIMalerts, I’m like 17 for 17 since inception on June 10th, average gain of 20% within 1-2 days, there are testimonials galore (click HERE and read the testimonials)–it’s real-time trading alerts by me and I won’t win every time, my goal is just to teach you to recognize high probability trade setups, the trading part is up to you…

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Basically just a not-so-clever way to get you to watch LiveStock tomorrow from 1-2PM EST! Well, clever if I was a sissy value investor–they’re about as creative as bark on a tree–and despite their mainstreaminess, their returns this year and last are those of trees getting chopped down to make canoes…canoes used by short sellers to paddle to a magical island where there’s nothing but free booze, girls, any kind of food you want and everyone’s merry, singing and dancing along as we burn the corpses of finance freaks, marketing maggots, asinine ANALysts & leverage lovers for all eternity…

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Yeah, for those of you who I’ve somehow missed with my self-promotional warfare, LiveStock ain’t your typical finance show, I don’t give out a thousand stocks to buy, buy, buy or sell, sell, sell cuz anyone watching is too damn poor/smart not to diversify like a friggin $500 million mutual fund–whose returns are 70% likely to fail to beat a simple index–I focus on the variables, patterns and stocks where you can actually make predictable profits–just take a look at the table on my TIMalerts subscribers-only websit and see what I’m talkin’ about

Long story short, finance is so fu%^&en backwards, all the wrong people have the power, too many people are confused/losing $…it’s time somebody did something about it…me and my new laptop are just getting started…

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  1. Lenovo Thinkpad

  2. ooo.. close!

  3. IBM Thinkpad

  4. Look at CROX in AH’s. 4.50 a share. Down 50% after slashing Q2.

  5. 5
    YngvaiMalmsteve -

    Lenovo IdeaPad U110

  6. MacBook Air

  7. dell

  8. Red Lenovo IdeaPad U110

  9. Toshiba Qosmio G35

  10. macbook pro

  11. Lenovo Thinkpad T61

  12. 12

    APPLE

  13. Tim bought an Alienware Area-51 m17x

  14. 14

    I would of thought you bought the new Dell XPS M1730 or M1530 since you mentioned you loved your Dell!

  15. Black Lenovo Ideapad U110

  16. Either the new hp touchsmart or an Area 51

  17. MacBook

  18. Thinkpad X300

  19. Apple MacBook Pro 17″ screen

  20. Apple MacBook Pro

  21. 21
    studentofthegame -

    Apple MacBook Pro (MA897LL/A) Notebook

  22. MacBook Pro 17″ (Max Ram) Running Windows for Trading Programs

  23. 23

    A tin can and a string tied to an abacus? Mr. Farell is an economic illiterate with zero historical knowledge. Did you have any food fights or attend any wet tee shirt competitions? Apparently you had a very full schedule.

  24. I say Dell XPS…

    You rocked Dell in the Wall Street Warrior series - I say you stick to what you know, and go Dell XPS…

  25. Dell XPS 1530, or the 1730 - just needed to clarify…

  26. ThinkPad X300

  27. 27

    Mac book Pro

  28. Pink dell, with a couple of Anime stickers ??

  29. Well I had recommended a Thinkpad but since you got it so quickly Im thinking you went with that new widescreen HP that’s being advertised on CNBC every half hour or so…

  30. Lenovo IdeaPad Y710 - 40542BU

  31. Thats specific Justin, you got the serial number?

  32. I would love to say you’ve seen the light and picked up a sweet Macbook Pro (17″ w/high-gloss screen and the 2.6Ghz proc would be sweet Timmay!).. But I’m going to be more realistic and say you went with a HP Pavilion HDX9010NR.. But probably another Dell…

  33. you got the Dell XPS M2010

    with the Intel

  34. ThinkPad X61

  35. Acer - Extensa Laptop with AMD Athlon

  36. so TOS charges $ 20 for OTCBB stock? That is too much..dont you guys think so?

  37. Lenovo Thinkpad SL400

  38. Dell XPS M1330 with a big external display.

    Nobody said that model yet. :-)

  39. 39

    Toshiba Satellite… 17″ monitor.

    Hopefully with Office 2007 on it… =D

  40. Apple 17″ MacBook Pro Notebook

  41. Toshiba Portege R500

  42. 42

    I’m going to have to go with the MacBook Air.

  43. Lenovo 3000

  44. 44
    YngvaiMalmsteve -

    T, TOS charges $20 for large 20,000 share OTCBB stock orders. For 30,000 shares it’s $30. For 40,000, it’s $40. And it’s $50 for 50,000 shares or more.

    If you’re only ordering 5000 shares or less, you pay a flat fee of $9.95. Or, small orders (like 500 shares) you pay the 1.5 cents per share commission.

  45. T, if you got a cheaper broker, keep it aside, that way you can trade with the cheapest that you can get shares available, thats what i play both cards with IB and TOS.

    But by any means, if you want to be in the crap shorting game, open a tos account since they are the only ones I know so far that allow you to reserve shares.

  46. Thanks YngvaiMalmsteve and shorty….

    I have an account with scottrade which doesn’t allow me to short stock which is trading at $5.

    I spoke to TOS and they said that you cannot short stock which is less than 3. Most of the Tim’s recommendations in his daily alerts talk about shorting stock which is less than $ 2 or $3 and as Scottrade said no, I am looking for a broker who allows to short stock which are trading less than $2.

    Any reco?

    How is IB?

  47. Refurbished Macbook Air, w/out the overly expensive, under sized SSD

  48. Dell XPS m1330 because the m1530 is too big and you don’t want to lug something like that down to Mogulus, but more importantly I have one too.

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    balls...or just plain nuts... -

    I was just thinking about how TIM is a lot like Mystery Science Theater 3000; they cracked on crappy movies for a laugh, and TIM cracks on crappy stocks for a profit!

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Date Stock Buy Sell Net
Oct 6 FEED $5.42 $5.95 $512
Sept 25 SIL $2.65 $2.98 $640
Sept 25 QCOR $6.98 $7.05 $47
Sept 24 SIL $3.17 $3.53 $700
Sept 24 SIL $3.66 $4.06 $777
Sept 23 MKTY $1.79 $1.95 $465

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Oct 6 FEED Buy $6.50 20%
Sept 25 SIL Short $2.60 13%
Sept 25 QCOR Buy $7.15 2%
Sept 24 SIL Short $2.60 26%
Sept 23 MKTY Short $1.65 15%

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Sept: 10 alerts, 16% avg gain