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Merry Christmas — This Guy Is Definitely A Penny Stock Investor [HILARIOUS VIDEO]

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Now I’ve been known to make fun of the financial freaks out there who lie, go broke, are indebted, manipulate prices, lose tons of money, etc, but that gets old after a while.

Infinitely more amusing are penny stock investors and traders who simply don’t realize how big suckers they really are (I used to be one and it took losses of $300,000+ for me to realize it…see the whole story)…

So as you enjoy your Christmas and think of those less fortunate than you, watch this video and try not to smile…for this guy represents ALL the penny stock suckers out there who, despite what the SEC filings and common financial sense tells them, refuse to believe that absolute jokes of companies like SpongeTech Delivery Systems Inc. (SPNG), Hemispherx Biopharma Inc. (HEB), Imaging3 Inc. (IMGG) and Sirius XM Radio Inc. (SIRI) are actually worth wasting money on instead of the right way of thinking about them: laugh at how pathetic they are and consider short selling their carcass stocks if and when they are fortunate enough to spike up due masses of suckers buying all at once as if their lemming God told them to (probly in an email)

Check out the video and thank God you are smarter than this guy:

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  • Dave

    How ’bout giving some holiday discounts to your store for a few hours today?

  • Michael

    Poor guy …..

  • darthtrader

    Jeez, he wouldn’t even let go of the beer the whole time he was on the floor trying to get up. I wonder if we’ll see his DUI mugshots online any time soon.

  • Anonymous

    lol maybe he has a disability

  • Anonymous

    everything at http://www.timothysykes.com/store is 30% off til the end of 2009, thank Daleela who informed me about Boxing Day

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    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joe

    Hey Timothy,

    I obviously know nothing about stocks, and I’ve noticed you’ve been very down on sirius. I would agree with you until recently. Sirius’ history is horrible but it seems to me that they are actually decreasing their debt and increasing profit. I know they have never had a positive quarter but the numbers are turning around. You talk about charts often and if you look at the numbers they are turning their balance sheet around. I just want to know more about what you think about the companies recents moves to dump and payback debt? I don’t care about what they do with howard stern as far as whether or not he stays around. I doubt whether he stays or goes makes a huge difference… it depends on whether or not they spend too much money on him.

    I am about to order a copy of your dvd but I want to know why you have continued to be down on sirius. It seems like they are getting into better business practices. Have a happy holiday and new year!
    sincerely,
    foolish-grad student-definitely not in business
    joe

  • joe

    p.s.
    that guy has been drinking more than just beer…clearly…

  • Sharestock

    This guy should learn some Pennystocking so he can hire someone to get the beer for him.

    The end of the video is the best part imo…THE LIGHT, THE LIGHT, I CAN’T STAND THE LIGHT!

  • Sharestock

    My previous post above is a reply to the video and not to Joe…I was too lazy to scroll all the way back up and click the Post button…