In honor of classics such as “You Gotta Fight For Your Rights In Finnnnance“, “The Pump & Dump Blues” & this legendary trader, Ed Seykota’s, trend following music video, I give you the official music video for all short sellers, created by one of my DVD students Mike Wagner, apparently inspired by my ShortStocking instructional DVD:
I swear to God I had nothing to do with this, I was pleasantly surprised to find this the other day in my email inbox:
Tim,
Here is the final version of the song / video for Shortseller (I sent the demo a while back and Palian seemed to like it! ) You seem to be extremely busy so I am trying to get this to you after trading hours. Here is the link to the video http://www.mdwagner.com/video/Videos.html
You are free to use this in any way you would like.
I own all the rights to the song and am giving you permission to use it if you want to.
I don’t know if you can or not, but you might be able to be fairly creative with it.
Thanks for the good webinar on Saturday, I feel like I learned a little more.
Awesome job Mike, thanks for taking the time to do this!!! Everyone who watches this, please leave comments below and give Mike some props, I think the song is very well done!!!
Check out the lyrics:
Shortseller
Mike Wagner
You know just what a low-priced fraud looks like
It plays out on your screen every day
You wish you could make their loss your gain
Or find someone to show you the way (and Timmy says)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
When you start to sense sketchy incompetence
A Shortseller’s what to be
It don’t matter ’bout no big bad Blackman PR
The PDT or the SEC (Screw ‘em all)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
–Yo man, my name’s Tito, I make a head & shoulders–
The morning starts off with a big panic drop
The value players they go insane
Support has been broke Fibonacci’s dead
As everybody circles the drain (and Timmy says)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
When you start to sense sketchy incompetence
A Shortseller’s what to be
It don’t matter ’bout no big bad Blackman PR
The PDT or the SEC (Screw ‘em all)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
They go on TV claimin’ they made a million dollars
They forgot to mention they lost seven million more
They try to blame the Shortseller for all of their problems
But you’re smarter than that
So you can laugh them off the floor
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
When you start to sense sketchy incompetence
A Shortseller’s what to be
It don’t matter ’bout no big bad Blackman PR
The PDT or the SEC (Screw ‘em all)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
(one more time)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
When you start to sense sketchy incompetence
A Shortseller’s what to be
It don’t matter ’bout no big bad Blackman PR
The PDT or the SEC (Screw ‘em all)
Sellin’ Short ain’t easy
Sellin’ Short’ll set you free
