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Welcome To All The New Wannabe Penny Stock Traders, You’re About To Be Pillaged

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…for you know not what world you’re stepping into…welcome to the gutter!

Other than my ranting and raving for the past few years, EVERYBODY and I do mean EVERYBODY says to stay away from penny stocks. After all, they’re sooooo dangerous, they’re soooooo unpredictable.

Rubbish!

Now that my little business is banking while most others in finance are crumbling, especially considering I’m neither very smart or professional or even that great a trader–I’m just experienced and PennyStocking is so easy even a fool like me can do it and baaaaank–so now everybody is coming down to the gutter to be my guest.

Good.

More people = more volume = more volatility = more awesome trading opportunities

Even better news is that the people coming down to the gutter don’t know the rules, they’re too stubborn to check out the required study guides–nothing a few unnecessary losses can’t cure–so check out the newbies and take comfort in the fact that while they think they’ve discovered something new and exciting, I’ve already been here for a decade and know EXACTLY what mistakes they’re gonna make and how I, along with my TIMalert subscribers and PennyStocking DVD students, can profit.

This is gonna be soooo much fun, it’s like what would’ve happened had the Native Americans been prepared for the white men entering their territory and knowing how it’d all end.

Check out a few examples of the newbies below, prepare to plunder!

The Fly discovers PennyStocking and leads his army of hundreds to the slaughter

Business Insider’s got all the cubicle monkeys opening up Scottrade (dumb) accounts left and right…this’ll be fun

OK, that’s about all I can find for now, remember, PennyStockers don’t even need to make complete rational thoughts, we prefer making easy $.

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  • Jimbo Billybob

    LEAD ME TO THE EASY MONEY PROMISED LAND SIR TIMMAY

  • Jimbo Billybob

    LEAD ME TO THE EASY MONEY PROMISED LAND SIR TIMMAY

  • Sambuka Zimbabwe

    Well my brother, I c you got yer butt kicked again. Told you I saw you heading for a fall.

    Trade less, sell more DVD’s to suckers. Its a much better racket.

    You know I’m right,.

  • Sambuka Zimbabwe

    Well my brother, I c you got yer butt kicked again. Told you I saw you heading for a fall.

    Trade less, sell more DVD’s to suckers. Its a much better racket.

    You know I’m right,.

  • Marc

    Tim is up 293%. What were you saying again?

  • Marc

    Tim is up 293%. What were you saying again?

  • Nick

    That’s great. He’s up 305% now actually.

  • Nick

    That’s great. He’s up 305% now actually.