So stop emailing me about this already…
1. Most services need to prove to you that they’re worth your money…TIMalerts.com has over 200 testimonials on its frontpage and its backed by my ridiculous track record, $12k to $2mil in 4 years, #1 short bias ranked hedge fund manager 2003-2006, screwed up my ignoring my own rules and lost 35% 2006-2007, returned to PennyStocking and my ridiculous %-return ways by earning 197% in 2008 and becoming the #1 ranked trader out of 15,000+ on Covestor…if you can’t afford $1/day of solid stock picks from somebody with that track record, you should go mow some lawns so you can afford it!
2. Who gives a crap how I trade, there’s 2 dozen+ TIMalert subscribers in the top 100 on Covestor…how do you think they got there? Yup, TIMalerts.
3. I’ve got about 800 paying subscribers, some of whom are poorer than the bum on your local street corner…it wouldn’t be fair for them, some of whom pay me in food stamps to give the precious gift of TIMalerts to somebody else for no food stamps.
4. I don’t need a massive list right away, you’ll all come around eventually so I enjoy watching you cheap bastards squirm and regret not handing over a measly $30/month to be a part of the great game of PennyStocking
5. Unlike other newsletters/wannabe gurus, I don’t trade nor have picks each and every day….trading that way is dangerous…it’s boring…it’s not a profitable on an opportunity cost basis…it’s addictive…it makes you weird….trust me, you don’t want to trade every day, in the end, you’ll thank me for showing you high probability trading setups whenever they come about, usually once or twice/week.
