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Looking For Connections, Hook Ups & To Meet You Guys: Giants, NYC, NYU, UFC, France, Italy, Egypt

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Thu 4th of Dec, 2008 08:17:34 AM

I’ve got a crazy schedule–crazier than usual–over the next few months so I’ll throw out what I’m doing, the approximate date I intend on doing them and seeing if any of you are gonna be doing the same kind of stuff around the same time so maybe we can meet up.

Considering the majority of you are ignorant money-hungry college kids (which is a good thing) who love emailing me about buying Ford Motor Company (F) or General Motors Corporation (GM) (very very bad…Jerry, very very bad!), two stocks that might be priced around the area I like but have none of the characteristics I like aka you have no edge whatsoever, stop emailing me and learn my trading strategy (my instructional DVDs help, I promise) for once, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I’d rather not even meet you, instead just use you for your connections/hookups.

That’s right in exchange for favors/hookups, I will teach you the fine art of PennyStocking…it’s called the barter system. I help you, you help me. Just ask my doorman Max. Or IS. Or PPB.

Anyway, leave a comment below or contact me if any of the following relates to you in any way:

1. Giants vs. Eagles this coming Sunday, I’ve got sick seats already, anybody wanna tailgate? Can we even bring coolers or blankets into the stadium anymore? I haven’t been in a while…

2. I wanna go to the UFC 92 fight in Vegas but I refuse to pay $500/ticket for good seats, hookups anyone? DVDs for tickets?

3. I’ll be in Lake Havasu late December, I guess I’ll just look to meet some of you as i really don’t care if you have a hook up to the London Bridge.

4. Paris December 31st-January 4th–any Frenchies that aren’t typical Frenchies? I think WSW aired there, not sure.

5. Italy–Venice, Florence, Rome & nearby areas January 5th-20th…any Italian readers out there?

6. Egypt January 21-27th–uhhh, I’m scared taking any hookups in this country, call me cynical.

7. NYU–I need help getting someone near an dear to me into NYU undergraduate program, let’s talk.

8. Random stuff: anything cool to do in NYC or surrounding areas, clubs, restaurants, bars, cultural events, whatever.

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  • I really hate Lil Wayne!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • lil lyrics were corney back then he's fire now
  • nah met up with some people fo steaks and beers, all a waste as the giants stunk
  • bassman52
    Hey Tim,

    I'll take you fishin for some monster Rockfish what they call StripedBass up north. These COW bass get like 30, 40 and 50+ lbs! A blast to catch and great to eat. I have all your dvd's tho so how bout a spot at your seminar or some one on one coaching? I'll bring the beers....... ill bring the beers.
  • i dont go to jets games, thanks for the meadowlands advice
  • no israel, tried to fit it in, but couldnt do it, next time
  • haha forget ufc, i dont need to see it that badly, more fun watching value investors get bloody ever day
  • jackua
    hey timothy gonzalez.

    can i pump your wife please?
  • ElKate
    Tim,

    What will you do in Egypt. I can recommenrd palces, are you planning to stop by Israel as well?
  • ElKate
    Tinm,

    What will you do in Egypt. I can recommenrd palces, are you planning to stop by Israel as well?
  • sorin
    hey tim i assume you have parking passes...


    i live 5 mins from the stadium but i dont have tickets to watch... :(
    i would say come over

    and no you cant bring coolers inside...\

    wear a jew hat and gloves for sure!

    its gonna be nippy
  • cheapo
    Tim, if you are on vacation on non-national holidays, you should charge less for your subscription. We are paying you to work your butt off for several hours everyday to do research, and then to monitor the market and tell us when you make a trade during business hours.

    You are already skiving by doing other things like going to TV, doing your own DVDs, thereby skipping opportunities and exiting trades prematurely.

    Unacceptable.

    PS: I am just kidding! Don't get worked up or insult me! Isn't Tim all about entertainment? Say one thing, then flip it over and over and then conclude by saying you are verified by covestor and nobody can beat you as a guru and that everything is for entertainment.
  • Tony Ellis
    That's real classy!
  • was gonna go to israel, ran out of time in our trip, gotta take it a bit easier
  • shabtai
    Why don't you go to Israel instead of Egypt? Much safer,nicer,and the girls there are unbelievable!
  • Hey tim! Don't know if you remember me but I was at your livestock chatroom last Friday and was invited to goto the TAO resturant. I ended up going at 1030ish and was told that you weren't there yet. What time did you get there? Anyways We should head to a bar and meetup, thanks!
  • TommyTim
    Timmay, I'm sorry I can't help you with anything on that list. I do, however, know a Russian guy in the government that can hook me up with a $5 million discount off a $30 million space voyage.

    Sykes is going to be on vacation for 1 full month. I just got kicked out of my cardboard box in the Bronx and he's traveling around the world. Life definitely is not fair.
  • Robert
    Wheres the blog income bro, been waiting 2 months now, lets see it man!
  • lil wayne
    yo timmay
    big fan here, i can drop the TIM name on a track for $50k
    let me know
  • Matthew
    I thought you were a balling rich dude, is $500 a ticket really that much? Especially since they are having three main event quality fights. That shit would be awesome from row!
  • wirechild
    Damn! I was going to offer my super special guided tour of the London Bridge for some DVD's.
  • Amz
    I'm from NY....but come to Chicago big girl.
  • Justin Harding
    Come to Utah, I'll show you the runs and local hang outs in Park City, Utah. I'm even a fly fishing guide(year around) if you would rather that.
  • Lee Hutchinson
    If you come through Geneva, Switzerland and have the time to meet up for a coffee with a Canadian from Vancouver let me know.
  • Harrison
    Hey Tim, been a fan for a while, since back to your WSW days.. Anyway a quick background, used to trade equities and since the beginning of this year I have been doing mostly forex which has been working out for me. Anyway, just thought I'd comment, I'm also a senior in H/S this year and currently applying to NYU, if you find out any secrets on getting in, be sure to pass them on....

    and on a more serious note, GGGGGGG MEN.
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