Remember how I was reporting several months ago that Doubledown Media/Trader Monthly was flat broke?
Well now the investigative journalists–the lazy/incompetent bastards–over at Portfolio.com (no wonder they’re getting laid off) have finally figured it for themselves (just six months off on their timing…like a value investor ‘buying the dip’ early this year LOL)…let’s pick it apart:
It’s no secret that Doubledown Media, like pretty much every publisher, has been experiencing some rough seas of late. The company behind Trader Monthly, Dealmaker and other titles aimed at free-spending big shots recently laid off a sizable portion of its staff and informed many of those who remained that they’d be receiving half pay until things improve.
In fact, a number of Doubledown sources say the situation is even worse than that. It’s bad enough that Doubledown is looking at scaling back print circulation of its titles and making up the difference with electronic copies.
Right, except the magazine, headed by now twice a failure at publishing Randall Lane (see my previous article on him HERE) who actually said this quote which explains his habitual failure ““The ideal reader, according to editor-in-chief Randall Lane, “is 29 years old, making $400,000 a year, and spending all of it.” (Still think that way Randy? What a total moron, this guy isn’t even smart enough to be a janitor) was failing BEFORE the financial crisis as evidenced by them turning off their air conditioning last summer to try to save money!
It gets worse:
Vendors and freelancers complain of their inability to get paid for their services. “There are a shitload of people threatening them with lawsuits,” says one ex-employee. And things would be even worse if not for a $300,000 short-term loan by chief backer Jim Dunning that’s covering operating expenses for the next couple months.
Uhhh yeah Portfolio, Randall Lane is notorious for his underhanded dealings, why should now be any different? Please you too should just close up shop ASAP–let Michael Lewis be your only reporter….please–otherwise your reporting is almost as bad as Doubledown’s, the writing was on the friggin wall–actually my blog’s wall–many months ago, you were just too stupid/incompetent/deceived to notice.
Seriously, how could an immature vengeful uber-self-promoting (and why shouldn’t I, I am up 243% on the year and my premium subscribers are banking all for only $1/day!) stock trader beat all these “professional journalists” to the punch?
I’ll tell you how, the publishing industry is another industry full of BS….and I’ll tell you that if finance and publishing are representative of American business, this country deserves to go down in flames…seriously….forget life, liberty and freedom, all the masses are doing are exemplifying is incompetence, corruption and ignorance….that’s what this country currently stands for.
PS Randy, remember that internship I offered you a while back, the slots been filled by someone infinitely more competent than you’ll ever be….that’s why me, a one man publishing shop…who is proving to the entire trading world that trading despised little penny stocks is actually quite predictable and profitable…is already more profitable and useful than you ever were…you had a chance for me to teach you to change and you blew it, enjoy drowning your sorrows in the beverages of your former advertisers.
Thanks to SJ for the tip on the article, I usually don’t even bother to read the gossip rags.
Tags: Breakdowns, idiots
















