UPDATE: No LiveStock today, still finishing up filming ShortStocking DVD, contest to be forwarded to next show in 2 weeks (next week I’m in Vegas for the Trading Expo, booth #717, stop by!)
Check out this PayPal dispute I got from an unhappy TIMalerts subscriber, we’ll call him Douchebag Derek (DBD):
My account was never created. Only after I requested my account be cancelled was the account activated. Furthermore, I was charged even though I signed up for a free trial. I am requested full refund of the $29.95 as it should not have been charged until after the free trial.
WTF are you talking about DBD? There has never been nor will there ever be any free trial. While other newsletters/false prophets try to lure you into their marketing schemes with freebies, I don’t need to do that shit.
Because I’ve got a bulletproof trading strategy that works well in good and bad times, a ridiculous personal track record to prove it (even though I’m not that great a trader), customer testimonials of people making thousands or tens of thousands of dollars coming out my ass and my little TIMdemo trading account is up a verified (By Covestor) 177% in the last year.
So don’t try and lie to get out of paying me my rightful $30 you lying weasly little piece of shit!
And to all you others, I don’t have to be nice or polite and yes, I will post absurd complaints like this because if I do I’m right and you’re wrong.
And you will like it because you have no other choice, there’s no other guru out there with so much useful money-making information in this joke of an industry.
If you don’t like it, seriously go elsewhere, enjoy great customer service form Cramer’s back office because they’re experts at consoling people down 40% on the year due to his picks.
If someone else who’s honest comes along or I stop making good picks/teaching you how detestable penny stocks are and my customers start losing, maybe then I’ll resort to the typical behavior of polite BS snakeoil salesmen, the vast majority of whom are down 30-40-50% on the year…so if you see me becoming nice, you’ll know what’s going on (and you’ll see it reflected in my Covestor performance chart)
Until that time, which is unlikely to ever happen, enjoy the profits I bequeath unto you and stop wasting my time with your trivial lies and concerns.
Oh, and DBD your TIMalerts subscribers-only account was created, it just takes 1-2 days because aside from my ego, my operation is small and we do shit manually. You still got your email alerts from day 1 and it’s pretty tough not to make $ on them when I’m right on 80%+ of the time.
