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You Want Me To Talk Like These BS Gurus?

October 17, 2008 at 4:24 pm
by Timothy Sykes

Watch these 7 free video lessons on how I became a millionaire

Is this what I should be saying?

You can pull yourself out of debt/market losses. Yes you can.

All you have to do is believe in yourself and you can single-handedly turn your performance around because the key to success in inside you.

It’s about confidence. It’s about discipline. It’s about hard work.

you don’t get anywhere if you don’t believe you can succeed. Once you start believing, you’ll be amazed at the changes in your life, your income and your overall happiness!

With my instructional DVDs, I will help you gain confidence in order to achieve your goals!

I’m Timothy Sykes and I am a self-made millionaire. I know the secrets to success and I’m going to teach them to you. you will learn to be great, that’s my promise!

Disclaimer: Individual results may vary, I’m full of crap, but the fact that you’re listening to me proves how dumb/needy you really are. You don’t deserve money, you deserve to pay me money because you’re weak. You’ll always be weak. No matter how many DVDs/seminars I create.

It’s sad, but absurd copy like that above is what’s needed to sell millions of copies of my DVDs.

Well guess what, I ain’t having it.

I’m gonna continue to offend–because I don’t really care what you think of me and because it’s fun to piss off serious finance freaks, freaks who ae now losing their asses so all they have left is their seriousness!

I’m gonna continue to brag about my totally transparent 100%+ gains this year because that is why you should get my DVD, I know how to make money in the stock market and that has given me an ego like no other.

I’m gonna continue to rip on ANALysts, gurus/talking heads/CNBC/the wannabe financial journalism joke of an industry, everybody who contributes to keeping/making readers/society dumb with regards to the stock market. Not because I’m almighty, but because I have enough experience to cut through all the BS.

I’m gonna continue doing things my way because I’ll never turn into Cramer who sold out his true passion in order to become a TV star, but puts out so many damn picks and is down so much this year that his entire purpose is lost, his followers losing millions, just like most others who don’t warn their people how risky investing/trading is.

No nice BS marketing talk from this skinny white Jew, you’re just gonna get solid market commentary from an experienced trader. That’s my promise.

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  • http://www.incentivest.com/blog MelodyN

    Well, that’s the great thing about you Tim–love the added link to the DVDs by the way… Don’t conform to the conventional sugar-coated language of a bunch of old guys that just copy off each other. Your way works–so to hell with them all..

  • http://www.incentivest.com/blog MelodyN

    Well, that’s the great thing about you Tim–love the added link to the DVDs by the way… Don’t conform to the conventional sugar-coated language of a bunch of old guys that just copy off each other. Your way works–so to hell with them all..

  • Greg

    One of these days you are going to offend someone, by going to far. They will dump your JEW corpse in the Hudson river, on the way home to grandma’s.

    Tell us TIMMAY, any of your subscribers over the age of 23 years old ? Or are they all just poor students who are clueless and desperate as you say?

  • Greg

    One of these days you are going to offend someone, by going to far. They will dump your JEW corpse in the Hudson river, on the way home to grandma’s.

    Tell us TIMMAY, any of your subscribers over the age of 23 years old ? Or are they all just poor students who are clueless and desperate as you say?

  • http://Bwahahaha Me

    Oh, lighten up, Greg, this post is hilarious. We all know shills that post like the first part and everyone should know YMMV.

  • http://Bwahahaha Me

    Oh, lighten up, Greg, this post is hilarious. We all know shills that post like the first part and everyone should know YMMV.

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes

    greg, actually analytics say most readers are over 40…as we 3 out of the 6 people at my vancouver seminar

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes

    greg, actually analytics say most readers are over 40…as we 3 out of the 6 people at my vancouver seminar

  • http://www.internetsubmitter.com Jesse

    As I was reading that nice guy routine, I felt like I was in the twilight zone. I cant really explain how weird that was. Your much better at being an ass.

  • http://www.internetsubmitter.com Jesse

    As I was reading that nice guy routine, I felt like I was in the twilight zone. I cant really explain how weird that was. Your much better at being an ass.

  • http://www.internetsubmitter.com Jesse

    I just want to give a joe the plumber shout out to all the seminar peeps above me in Canada.

  • http://www.internetsubmitter.com Jesse

    I just want to give a joe the plumber shout out to all the seminar peeps above me in Canada.

  • CABeachBum

    Skinny Timmy-

    You said “you’re just gonna get solid market commentary from an experienced trader. That’s my promise.” When have you ever give solid market commentary??? This blog post is the second shittiest one I’ve seen on your site. The shittiest was your blog about an f’ing idea to do a Wierd Tim Yankovic spoof of a Beastie Boys video. Get back to the basics, man! You site is so full of bs that it’s starting to attract flies in my beach house when I visit it.

    On a separate topic, does your mom still do your laundry and change your sheets? I’d never trust a pathetic mama’s boy who hasn’t cut the umbilical cord to give me stock advice. Stop sucking your mama’s teet and respond you little bitch. You know I drive up traffic to your site every time I post (which isn’t often). Here’s your chance to get a few extra handouts of page views from me.

  • CABeachBum

    Skinny Timmy-

    You said “you’re just gonna get solid market commentary from an experienced trader. That’s my promise.” When have you ever give solid market commentary??? This blog post is the second shittiest one I’ve seen on your site. The shittiest was your blog about an f’ing idea to do a Wierd Tim Yankovic spoof of a Beastie Boys video. Get back to the basics, man! You site is so full of bs that it’s starting to attract flies in my beach house when I visit it.

    On a separate topic, does your mom still do your laundry and change your sheets? I’d never trust a pathetic mama’s boy who hasn’t cut the umbilical cord to give me stock advice. Stop sucking your mama’s teet and respond you little bitch. You know I drive up traffic to your site every time I post (which isn’t often). Here’s your chance to get a few extra handouts of page views from me.

  • Tom

    Hey CABeachBum,

    Care to put up the results of all your trades for the year on a website?

    Tim “Walks the Walk”. Unless the website gives a record of EVERY TRADE, the website is worthless in my book, (example thestreet com, marketwatch com, bloomberg, cnn, foxbusiness, ALL CRAP! )

    I would think after what we have seen these last few weeks with the banks and crooked CEOs of the past, Enron, global crossing, Tyco etc etc) That people WOULD GET A CLUE! and that CLUE is:

    Tim Sykes = good & honest guy!
    CEOs of Bear stearns, Lehman, WaMu, Freedie Mac, Enron,Tyco,Global Crossing, WorldCom, ZZZ best, Bre-X Minerals, Hoolinger Intl, etc etc = CROOKED AHOLES!

    Get a CLUE people!!!!!
    Tims one of the good guys! Which is rare in the financial world. In fact i know of only a handful over the years that WALK THE WALK and are freaking HONEST. Tom Bierovic, Glen Ring, Larry Williams, Tim Sykes and of course for long term investing, Warren Buffet.

  • Tom

    Hey CABeachBum,

    Care to put up the results of all your trades for the year on a website?

    Tim “Walks the Walk”. Unless the website gives a record of EVERY TRADE, the website is worthless in my book, (example thestreet com, marketwatch com, bloomberg, cnn, foxbusiness, ALL CRAP! )

    I would think after what we have seen these last few weeks with the banks and crooked CEOs of the past, Enron, global crossing, Tyco etc etc) That people WOULD GET A CLUE! and that CLUE is:

    Tim Sykes = good & honest guy!
    CEOs of Bear stearns, Lehman, WaMu, Freedie Mac, Enron,Tyco,Global Crossing, WorldCom, ZZZ best, Bre-X Minerals, Hoolinger Intl, etc etc = CROOKED AHOLES!

    Get a CLUE people!!!!!
    Tims one of the good guys! Which is rare in the financial world. In fact i know of only a handful over the years that WALK THE WALK and are freaking HONEST. Tom Bierovic, Glen Ring, Larry Williams, Tim Sykes and of course for long term investing, Warren Buffet.

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes
  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes
  • Transparency

    YOUR GOLD LOSSES have now destroyed TIMALERTS gains, but the FRAUDULENT act of being a good trader will hide these losses on the site. I did 100 trades , 1 worked, so i act like i am a guru?? Show all your investments, trades, etc. and quit being soo fake. Of course you want us to forget that deep down you suck as a trader. How many other “gold” trades are there??

  • Transparency

    YOUR GOLD LOSSES have now destroyed TIMALERTS gains, but the FRAUDULENT act of being a good trader will hide these losses on the site. I did 100 trades , 1 worked, so i act like i am a guru?? Show all your investments, trades, etc. and quit being soo fake. Of course you want us to forget that deep down you suck as a trader. How many other “gold” trades are there??

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes

    whaaaaat, gold is part of my longterm diversification portfolio, the losses amount to less than 3% of my total portfolio, totally acceptable…of course i dont teach longterm diversification, i teach short term trading, so its totally irrelevant….learn your facts before u post you typical penny stock mental midget…all that matters is i make my subscribers $…learn to read the testimonials bitch:

    http://www.timalerts.com

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes

    whaaaaat, gold is part of my longterm diversification portfolio, the losses amount to less than 3% of my total portfolio, totally acceptable…of course i dont teach longterm diversification, i teach short term trading, so its totally irrelevant….learn your facts before u post you typical penny stock mental midget…all that matters is i make my subscribers $…learn to read the testimonials bitch:

    http://www.timalerts.com

  • DT

    Im confused….Tim talks bad behind Cramers back, but sure enjoyed getting chummy with him…. I thought you liked being “honest”, yet something tells me you didnt Tell Cramer what you really thought of him to his face.

  • DT

    Im confused….Tim talks bad behind Cramers back, but sure enjoyed getting chummy with him…. I thought you liked being “honest”, yet something tells me you didnt Tell Cramer what you really thought of him to his face.

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes

    uhhh tht wasnt cramer, just a guy who looked liek him

  • http://test.timothysykes.com Timothy Sykes

    uhhh tht wasnt cramer, just a guy who looked liek him