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Introducing The TIMalerts Lifetime Membership, Yours for $2,000

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Remember THIS post when I was pondering offering TIMalerts lifetime subscriptions?

Well, that got a few people emailing me and one guy actually bought the first TIMalerts lifetime membership for $2,000!

Yes, those who purchase it below will get their very own TIMalerts lifetime member card you see above. Just click pay now and the card is yours!


But forget that little card for a second–as cool as it is–this ain’t no AMEX black card (see what I think about those HERE)…TIMalert lifetime members will receive alerts by email/Twitter (follow me HERE)/whatever the next communication tool/device is for the rest of my life.

And those who know me, know I’m one hard-working SOB so I won’t stop….ever. Even if I get so rich it doesn’t matter or if I get too cocky and blow up…I’ll keep writing and providing trade ideas. Only thing that’ll stop me is if I have a heart attack from too much good food, or if I get taken out by an angry stock promoter, run over, etc.

In time, I do intend to clone myself, but this membership will only be valid during the course of my lifetime, subscription through my clone/s will have to be negotiated at a later date since the science is still new and the costs unknown.

There’s no set schedule of how often I trade or will trade, as TIMalert subscribers know, ideal opportunities come about every few days, about 5-10/month, in the land of PennyStocking. You can bet every now and then I will take vacations, which will impact my trading, although I’ll always be on the lookout for potential trades–as you witnessed during my recent trip to Japan (see it HERE).

And for those of you who don’t know, I’m a fit, well semi-fit (getting better each day thanks to the girlfriend!), 27 year-old so you’re probly looking at 50+ years of trade alerts and stock market commentary. Considering my track record–$12k to $2 million 1999-2002, #1 ranked short bias hedge fund manager 2003-2006, one bad investment that tanked my fund 35% but made me infinitely wiser, now 100%+ return in the last 9 months and total domination of the performance rankings on the social networking site Covestor (see rankings HERE), I’m guessing the entire fee will be paid for with 1-2 good trades, although of course PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE, OR AT LEAST PERFECTLY INDICATIVE OF FUTURE RETURNS.

Ironically, my former #1 hater Michael Goode who, as I detailed in THIS post, was the first to buy my most expensive product offering, the PennyStocking DVD + annual subscription to TIMalerts combo deal (check it out HERE!), after initially writing the now infamous post “Timothy Sykes if full of bullship” post HERE is the first TIMalert lifetime member.

Mr. Goode writes in THIS post explaining why he coughed up $2k to become the first TIMalerts lifetime member:

First, I have concluded that at least at the present time Sykes’ trading system works quite well. This does not mean that it will necessarily continue to work, and anyone using his system should not put blind faith in it. That being said, the basic premise of short-selling hyped-up stocks should continue to be successful far in the future, although the details of how best to do that will certainly change. I believe in Sykes’ system enough to trade a decent amount of money with it, and so far I have made quite a bit of money trading his system

…blah blah lots more, click the above link to read the rest of it. Basically, the guy’s made $20,000 in a few months off my picks/system so he was feeling generous. I encourage anybody else who’s made a ton off my stuff to be similarly generous.

Let me know if you have any questions…

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  • http://www.learnthemarket.com ivegotstylekid

    genious idea

  • http://www.learnthemarket.com ivegotstylekid

    genious idea

  • Hungry

    When is your company going public? lol

  • Hungry

    When is your company going public? lol

  • Reaper

    Well, down from $20k to $19.3k after today’s loss in COIN. Don’t worry Tim, soon you’ll be posting about how I made $50k or $100k from trading your way.

    Most people don’t realize it, but lifetime memberships are usually great investments … my mother-in-law still has a membership to some health club that she bought for a few hundred bucks back in the 1970s.

  • Reaper

    Well, down from $20k to $19.3k after today’s loss in COIN. Don’t worry Tim, soon you’ll be posting about how I made $50k or $100k from trading your way.

    Most people don’t realize it, but lifetime memberships are usually great investments … my mother-in-law still has a membership to some health club that she bought for a few hundred bucks back in the 1970s.

  • A

    Are you serious about this, or is this a joke? Look at home much your blog has changed since you first started.

    Do you actually intend to do this one thing for your entire life and not eventually abandon ship out of boredom?

    What if the SEC catches up, and stocks can no longer be manipulated?

  • A

    Are you serious about this, or is this a joke? Look at home much your blog has changed since you first started.

    Do you actually intend to do this one thing for your entire life and not eventually abandon ship out of boredom?

    What if the SEC catches up, and stocks can no longer be manipulated?

  • A

    I’d be interested in a membership, but can’t see how you see yourself doing this for decades on in without losing interest and wanting to do something else.

  • A

    I’d be interested in a membership, but can’t see how you see yourself doing this for decades on in without losing interest and wanting to do something else.

  • Zykosis

    called passion

  • Zykosis

    called passion

  • dr0832

    Good luck with that. What if you die tomorrow Tim or become brain dead? The probability is low but still a possibility.

  • dr0832

    Good luck with that. What if you die tomorrow Tim or become brain dead? The probability is low but still a possibility.

  • thems

    wow depressing that the angle you guys immediately take is wondering how long Tim will keep going with this.

    How long do YOU see YOURSELF needing this service? If youre at all intelligent, it will be for less time than Tim will spend doing it.

  • thems

    wow depressing that the angle you guys immediately take is wondering how long Tim will keep going with this.

    How long do YOU see YOURSELF needing this service? If youre at all intelligent, it will be for less time than Tim will spend doing it.

  • OptionTrader

    Timmmayyy your an inspiration man! Thanks for everything, keep up the badass work you do!

  • OptionTrader

    Timmmayyy your an inspiration man! Thanks for everything, keep up the badass work you do!

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    “stocks can no longer be manipulated?” will never happen, the SEc is incompetent–which might not always be the case–but manipulators will always find new ways

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    “stocks can no longer be manipulated?” will never happen, the SEc is incompetent–which might not always be the case–but manipulators will always find new ways

  • http://www.investorslive.com investorslive

    And those who know me, know I

  • http://www.investorslive.com investorslive

    And those who know me, know I

  • YoungGunz

    The people manipulating the stocks are much smarter and more adaptive then the SEC will ever be to stop them. As for the lifetime membership. If one was to sign up today Tim would need to keep going for atleast 6 years based off of today’s yearly membership price.

  • YoungGunz

    The people manipulating the stocks are much smarter and more adaptive then the SEC will ever be to stop them. As for the lifetime membership. If one was to sign up today Tim would need to keep going for atleast 6 years based off of today’s yearly membership price.

  • total_keops

    >Tim would need to keep going for atleast 6 years based off of today

  • total_keops

    >Tim would need to keep going for atleast 6 years based off of today

  • total_keops

    List of potential plays for tomorow, long only.
    BSRC, TGIC, URRE, SCA, all on green.
    RDN above 5.
    The chart of the S&P looks terrible so long only if S&P is on green.
    I dont have any of those.

  • total_keops

    List of potential plays for tomorow, long only.
    BSRC, TGIC, URRE, SCA, all on green.
    RDN above 5.
    The chart of the S&P looks terrible so long only if S&P is on green.
    I dont have any of those.

  • total_keops

    List of potential plays for tomorow, short only.
    NAT below 33, SIX bellow 1.

  • total_keops

    List of potential plays for tomorow, short only.
    NAT below 33, SIX bellow 1.

  • Bob (VC)

    Tim, you never cease to entertain (and inform)!!

    For all you lifetime subscribers, let me introduce you to the ViciousChicken Insurance Company’s newest product; TIMAlerts Lifetime Subscription Insurance. The cost is only $10 a month, and if Tim dies, gets abducted by the SEC, or even has a mental breakdown your purchase price of the TIM Alerts Lifetime Membership will be fully refunded.

    Come on, if you guys can drop 2k on this, you gotta throw some coin my way too!!

  • Bob (VC)

    Tim, you never cease to entertain (and inform)!!

    For all you lifetime subscribers, let me introduce you to the ViciousChicken Insurance Company’s newest product; TIMAlerts Lifetime Subscription Insurance. The cost is only $10 a month, and if Tim dies, gets abducted by the SEC, or even has a mental breakdown your purchase price of the TIM Alerts Lifetime Membership will be fully refunded.

    Come on, if you guys can drop 2k on this, you gotta throw some coin my way too!!

  • http://www.investorslive.com investorslive

    Bob HA

  • http://www.investorslive.com investorslive

    Bob HA

  • milingz

    Every saturday/sunday morning at like 7am there are “Trading easy as 1,2,3″ shows on cable tv…

    Why don’t you do one of those? God knows people up that early on the weekends will eat your shit up…

  • milingz

    Every saturday/sunday morning at like 7am there are “Trading easy as 1,2,3″ shows on cable tv…

    Why don’t you do one of those? God knows people up that early on the weekends will eat your shit up…

  • http://www.learnthemarket.com ivegotstylekid

    he’s got livestock

  • http://www.learnthemarket.com ivegotstylekid

    he’s got livestock

  • total_keops

    Whatch out Bob (VC), we could kidnap Tim and short squeeze you. And then we could arrange a deal with him for a fake Samuel Israel type suicide. lol

  • total_keops

    Whatch out Bob (VC), we could kidnap Tim and short squeeze you. And then we could arrange a deal with him for a fake Samuel Israel type suicide. lol

  • Bob (VC)

    Come on total, cut me some slack! How many insurance companies make an offer like that without any fine print?!! :)

    I suppose I should have put in a clause or two… Seems I’m as good an insurance agent as I am a trader! LOL

  • Bob (VC)

    Come on total, cut me some slack! How many insurance companies make an offer like that without any fine print?!! :)

    I suppose I should have put in a clause or two… Seems I’m as good an insurance agent as I am a trader! LOL

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  • YoungGunz

    @total

    Thats why i said “based off of today

  • YoungGunz

    @total

    Thats why i said “based off of today

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    of course membership will rise…everyone worries about too many people plaing this niche, simple solution–raise prices=less people=i make more /protect the niche environment

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    of course membership will rise…everyone worries about too many people plaing this niche, simple solution–raise prices=less people=i make more /protect the niche environment

  • http://www.colinklinkert.com Colin Klinkert

    Just wait for me to get a trading account before raising it :) lol

  • http://www.colinklinkert.com Colin Klinkert

    Just wait for me to get a trading account before raising it :) lol

  • AdamN

    Hey Tim, some Canadian just snagged the #1 position on Covestor this morning with some rediculous returns. He has manual uploads, a 2 month old account, and no reported trades….seems fishy. We’ll see if Covestor keeps him up there or not.

  • AdamN

    Hey Tim, some Canadian just snagged the #1 position on Covestor this morning with some rediculous returns. He has manual uploads, a 2 month old account, and no reported trades….seems fishy. We’ll see if Covestor keeps him up there or not.

  • AdamN

    Guess I spoke too soon, the guy is gone now.

  • AdamN

    Guess I spoke too soon, the guy is gone now.

  • Steve

    Hey Jewbitch,
    I like your idea of stealing money from you by paying only $2000 for lifetime membersip compare to $365 every fucking year. But what if you jew die in a car accident or with heart attack in a week after the stock you short files for bankrupcy and you make gazallions. Who is going to send me deadjewAlert, lol, just joking!

  • Steve

    Hey Jewbitch,
    I like your idea of stealing money from you by paying only $2000 for lifetime membersip compare to $365 every fucking year. But what if you jew die in a car accident or with heart attack in a week after the stock you short files for bankrupcy and you make gazallions. Who is going to send me deadjewAlert, lol, just joking!

  • Lukifer

    I just took #1 on Covestor Month to Date…thank god for CHCI

  • Lukifer

    I just took #1 on Covestor Month to Date…thank god for CHCI

  • oskar1995

    Damn I kind of want one of those effing awesome cards.

  • oskar1995

    Damn I kind of want one of those effing awesome cards.

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes
  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes
  • oskar1995

    Wow, just got done re-reading the post from Michael about your bullship investment strategy, then his recent article about how PennyStocking is the best trading system he has ever seen. Keep up the good working turning haters into believers.

  • oskar1995

    Wow, just got done re-reading the post from Michael about your bullship investment strategy, then his recent article about how PennyStocking is the best trading system he has ever seen. Keep up the good working turning haters into believers.

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    no mike, just a guy who knows rules and experience canhelp traders earn more $

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    no mike, just a guy who knows rules and experience canhelp traders earn more $

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com/admin/2008/09/08/how-my-blog-made-70000-even-while-i-went-away-for-10-days-in-august/ How My Blog Made $70,000 Even While I Went Away For 10 Days In August | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] TIMalerts lifetime membership: $1956 [...]

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com/admin/2008/09/08/how-my-blog-made-70000-even-while-i-went-away-for-10-days-in-august/ How My Blog Made $70,000 Even While I Went Away For 10 Days In August | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] TIMalerts lifetime membership: $1956 [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/09/25/5-hot-stocks-to-watch-today-aka-lets-all-laugh-at-general-electric-company-ge/ TIM – Timothy Sykes » » 5 Hot Stocks To Watch Today aka Let’s All Laugh At General Electric Company (GE)

    [...] testimonials galore, namely a $20,000 gain from Reaper, who just made 10x what he spent on his TIMalerts lifetime subscription…this ain’t no joke, if you understand the variables when the ideal opportunities are [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/09/25/5-hot-stocks-to-watch-today-aka-lets-all-laugh-at-general-electric-company-ge/ TIM – Timothy Sykes » » 5 Hot Stocks To Watch Today aka Let’s All Laugh At General Electric Company (GE)

    [...] testimonials galore, namely a $20,000 gain from Reaper, who just made 10x what he spent on his TIMalerts lifetime subscription…this ain’t no joke, if you understand the variables when the ideal opportunities are [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/09/25/the-latest-timalerts-winner-subscriber-gains-are-50000-today-is-a-great-day/ TIM – Timothy Sykes » » The Latest TIMalerts Winner, Subscriber Gains Are $50,000+, Today Is A Great Day!

    [...] ever had since trading stocks. I am up 80% in total since joining TimAlerts! I just may be the next lifetime member if I can keep this up! [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/09/25/the-latest-timalerts-winner-subscriber-gains-are-50000-today-is-a-great-day/ TIM – Timothy Sykes » » The Latest TIMalerts Winner, Subscriber Gains Are $50,000+, Today Is A Great Day!

    [...] ever had since trading stocks. I am up 80% in total since joining TimAlerts! I just may be the next lifetime member if I can keep this up! [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/09/27/jew-yahhhh%e2%80%a6this-is-what-being-a-stock-guru-is-all-about/ TIM – Timothy Sykes » » Jew Yahhhh…This Is What Being A Stock Guru Is All About

    [...] ever had since trading stocks. I am up 80% in total since joining TimAlerts! I just may be the next lifetime member if I can keep this up! [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/09/27/jew-yahhhh%e2%80%a6this-is-what-being-a-stock-guru-is-all-about/ TIM – Timothy Sykes » » Jew Yahhhh…This Is What Being A Stock Guru Is All About

    [...] ever had since trading stocks. I am up 80% in total since joining TimAlerts! I just may be the next lifetime member if I can keep this up! [...]

  • http://xof711.com xof711

    Eternity = as long as Tim either still does work or lives ;)

  • http://xof711.com xof711

    Eternity = as long as Tim either still does work or lives ;)

  • Night Runner

    Hmmmm, is there any way to write this off my taxes? Tim, if you figure out how to make this tax-deductible, your lifetime orders will soar! :^D

  • Night Runner

    Hmmmm, is there any way to write this off my taxes? Tim, if you figure out how to make this tax-deductible, your lifetime orders will soar! :^D

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/12/02/10-stocks-to-watch-today-cmon-big-market-crash-you-can-do-it/ 10 Stocks To Watch Today, C’mon Big Market Crash, You Can Do It! | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] was sent to TIMalert subscribers early this morning…funny thing is I just got another TIMalerts lifetime subscriber, who not only gets alerts for the rest fo my life–in whatever shape or form they eventually [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/2008/12/02/10-stocks-to-watch-today-cmon-big-market-crash-you-can-do-it/ 10 Stocks To Watch Today, C’mon Big Market Crash, You Can Do It! | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] was sent to TIMalert subscribers early this morning…funny thing is I just got another TIMalerts lifetime subscriber, who not only gets alerts for the rest fo my life–in whatever shape or form they eventually [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/blog/2009/04/30/12-cheap-stocks-to-trade-some-losses-some-gains-timalert-subscribers-still-made-3000-yesterday/ 12 Cheap Stocks To Trade, Some Losses, Some Gains & TIMalert Subscribers Still Made $3,000 Yesterday | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] but I gotta respect the pattern. TIMalert lifetime subscriber (seriously check it out HERE) made some $ by being fast and [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/blog/2009/04/30/12-cheap-stocks-to-trade-some-losses-some-gains-timalert-subscribers-still-made-3000-yesterday/ 12 Cheap Stocks To Trade, Some Losses, Some Gains & TIMalert Subscribers Still Made $3,000 Yesterday | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] but I gotta respect the pattern. TIMalert lifetime subscriber (seriously check it out HERE) made some $ by being fast and [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/blog/2009/05/15/20000-in-timalert-subscriber-gains-how-you-like-those-reviews-livestock-today-1-2pm-est/ $20,000 In TIMalert Subscriber Gains, How You Like Those Reviews? & LiveStock Today 1-2PM EST | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] to be made going both long or short on them as their volatility is what’s so great! One of my few TIMalert lifetime subscribers, Michael Goode, made over $17,000 shorting ALAN into its pump and covering during its [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/blog/2009/05/15/20000-in-timalert-subscriber-gains-how-you-like-those-reviews-livestock-today-1-2pm-est/ $20,000 In TIMalert Subscriber Gains, How You Like Those Reviews? & LiveStock Today 1-2PM EST | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] to be made going both long or short on them as their volatility is what’s so great! One of my few TIMalert lifetime subscribers, Michael Goode, made over $17,000 shorting ALAN into its pump and covering during its [...]

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    [...] to be made going both long or short on them as their volatility is what’s so great! One of my few TIMalert lifetime subscribers, Michael Goode, made over $17,000 shorting ALAN into its pump and covering during its [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/blog/2009/05/15/20000-in-timalert-subscriber-gains-how-you-like-those-reviews-livestock-today-1-2pm-est/ $20,000 In TIMalert Subscriber Gains, How You Like Those Reviews? & LiveStock Today 1-2PM EST | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] to be made going both long or short on them as their volatility is what’s so great! One of my few TIMalert lifetime subscribers, Michael Goode, made over $17,000 shorting ALAN into its pump and covering during its [...]

  • http://test.timothysykes.com/blog/2009/05/18/how-one-of-my-greatest-students-made-17000-last-week-to-bring-his-cumulative-tim-profits-to-70000/ How One Of My Greatest Students, Made $17,000+ Last Week To Bring His Cumulative TIM Profits To $70,000+ | TIM – Timothy Sykes

    [...] so you can better understand how Michael, one of the few TIMalerts lifetime subscribers (learn more HERE and contact me if you’re interested), is up $70,000+ in the past few months using my [...]

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    [...] so you can better understand how Michael, one of the few TIMalerts lifetime subscribers (learn more HERE and contact me if you’re interested), is up $70,000+ in the past few months using my [...]

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    [...] Took a day off since there weren’t any great plays…it felt good. Almost traded SPNG and GPRe, but held back since the price action was perrrrfect. Some of you are asking why I always talk about yesterday’s price action…simple…the previous day’s price action is the single BEST indicator for today’s price action…quote me on that. ‘Twas a very slow day and yet TIMalert subscribers still made $4,000+…check out this rather cool Tweet from my first TIMalert lifetime subscriber (learn more about that HERE) [...]

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    [...] Took a day off since there weren’t any great plays…it felt good. Almost traded SPNG and GPRe, but held back since the price action was perrrrfect. Some of you are asking why I always talk about yesterday’s price action…simple…the previous day’s price action is the single BEST indicator for today’s price action…quote me on that. ‘Twas a very slow day and yet TIMalert subscribers still made $4,000+…check out this rather cool Tweet from my first TIMalert lifetime subscriber (learn more about that HERE) [...]

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    [...] me from their email lists too! (written by one of the few lifetime TIMalert subscribers (learn more HERE) whose personal PennyStocking profits now exceed $70,000 in less than a [...]