So with all these “blue chip” (in reality irrationally arrogant) financial companies like Merrill Lynched, Lehman Bankrupters, AIG (Anonymous Incompetents Group), Shittygroup and Washington Massacred all in trouble in one way or another, the Dow hugging down 300 points on the day, financial website traffic booming and financial corporate drones of all low IQ numbers carrying boxes and walking around Wall St. aimlessly, you might think it’d be a rather exciting day for me.

Exciting because my PennyStocking strategy is immune to all this crap–which considering the lack of pump and dumps and spam plays means ALL PennyStocking DVD students should be ALL cash or short COIN, BBND and FNET (all of which are winning positions)–proving just how much safer penny stock speculation can be compared to the previously imagined safety strategy of diversification.

Exciting cuz my TIMalert subscribers are thanking me/understanding more and more each day for helping them understand that it’s tough, if not impossible, to try to scalp these failing financials for any extended period of time.

Exciting because of all the firesale stock prices now appearing, good for long-term investors (debatable)….

And most importantly exciting cuz all these research and historical business education-lacking, leverage-loving idiots in control/possession of too much $$$ are getting EXACTLY what they deserve, as I first wrote about back in early March in THIS blog post entitled “Trial By Economic Jury”.

But sadly, today’s just boring for me.

Yes, the Dow is down, financial commentators are using slightly higher pitched voices, industry drones/cubicle monkeys are panicking / getting fired, but there’s no real panic/capitulation. It’s actually pretty impressive the Dow isn’t down more, especially considering that if AIG goes, it’s a mess like we haven’t seen in decades. Especially when you add in the fact that people are in debt up to their eye balls and all their equity is tied up in their houses that are rapidly losing their value, these latest problems notwithstanding. Especially since this all boils down to one big beautiful economic storm, seemingly perfectly designed by God himself/economic reality to wipe away great amounts of dumb money and people from this joke of an industry.

Don’t get me wrong God/economic reality, I’m all for this cleansing, it’s loooong overdue, but c’mon, can’t you hurry this shit up? Like Dow down 2,000? Would 3,000 be asking too much? Or Shittygroup going under? I mean seriously, this is taking forever/is more painful than Medillin and not even the dozens of the usual daily dumb emails can cheer me up. I’m getting bored–there must be something you can do.

Thanks in advance,

Tim

Tags: Breakdowns, idiots, Impatience, Scandals