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Help My Intern/LiveStock Producer Zak Kaplan Out

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If you watched last week’s episode of LiveStock, you were introduced to Zak, my intern/show producer and yes, he does kinda look like a Frodo’s Mexican cousin (some of you out there are clever!). But Zak has a problem…and you might be able to help him–you see in exchange for his help with LiveStock and extra website design help (Zak designed the graphics you see in the TIMstore)(Pallian is overworked designing our 4, yes, 4 new sites launching this fall), I’ve given young Zak a copy of my PennyStocking DVD package and vowed to teach him the ways of PennyStocking so he can stop being poor and forced to live in Brooklyn…

Unfortunately, Zak needs to get to $2,000 in his trading account first and I’m too cheap a Jew to pay him (once you see what I’m doing with all the $ I’m earning, you’ll understand) so I’m writing this post to advertise this young buck’s services.

Check out his website HERE and view his portfolio. This is one artistic hard working kid who specializes in graphic, logo and website design so if you need help on anything, shoot this kid an email at zakkap@gmail.com and give him a chance. I promise you he’ll work his ass off for below-Indian pay and if he doesn’t, contact me HERE and I’ll bitchslap him with his free PennyStocking DVD.

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  • Tony Ellis

    So you are saying you only need $2,000 to short stocks? The article you linked yesterday said you need at least $1,000,000.

  • Tony Ellis

    So you are saying you only need $2,000 to short stocks? The article you linked yesterday said you need at least $1,000,000.

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    LOL

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    LOL

  • TheParadox

    2k is “not alot” to short with. is he going with IB? TOS’s minimum is 3.5k in a marginable. None the less im game to help the cause with some logos

    I’ll help out, but tim better find some pretty good trades, i could really use some extra cash right now too. I’m poor too.

  • TheParadox

    2k is “not alot” to short with. is he going with IB? TOS’s minimum is 3.5k in a marginable. None the less im game to help the cause with some logos

    I’ll help out, but tim better find some pretty good trades, i could really use some extra cash right now too. I’m poor too.

  • John

    Tim what kind of sites are these you’re launching in the fall? They are not going to affect the TimAlert picks are they? I’ve been doing quite well with your picks.

  • John

    Tim what kind of sites are these you’re launching in the fall? They are not going to affect the TimAlert picks are they? I’ve been doing quite well with your picks.

  • YoungGunz

    ToS’s required minimum is $2k their recommended minimum is $3.5K.

  • YoungGunz

    ToS’s required minimum is $2k their recommended minimum is $3.5K.

  • Bob (VC)

    If any of our clients are looking for web work I’ll point them Freedo’s direction!

  • Bob (VC)

    If any of our clients are looking for web work I’ll point them Freedo’s direction!

  • YoungGunz

    haha I like the fuck love graphics in his portfolio.

  • YoungGunz

    haha I like the fuck love graphics in his portfolio.

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    launching all kinds of sites, gonna compliment everything i’m already doing

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    launching all kinds of sites, gonna compliment everything i’m already doing

  • johnnyvento

    I may grab timothysykesismyshorty.com before someone else does

  • johnnyvento

    I may grab timothysykesismyshorty.com before someone else does

  • Reaper

    I just bought http://www.timothysykessucks.com. It might be valuable some day.

  • Reaper

    I just bought http://www.timothysykessucks.com. It might be valuable some day.

  • TheParadox

    lmao

    -reaper, that is too funny.

  • TheParadox

    lmao

    -reaper, that is too funny.

  • Reaper

    I actually made a couple hundred quid by selling a domain last year.

  • Reaper

    I actually made a couple hundred quid by selling a domain last year.

  • http://beatdown.blogspot.com vo

    I flipped one for $500 last year, was a total surprise that I got an offer for one I was sitting on.

  • http://beatdown.blogspot.com vo

    I flipped one for $500 last year, was a total surprise that I got an offer for one I was sitting on.

  • johnnyvento

    First we have to rent a NY apartment, now we have to hire your unpaid intern, can’t a hyena like me just come here to read about trading?

  • johnnyvento

    First we have to rent a NY apartment, now we have to hire your unpaid intern, can’t a hyena like me just come here to read about trading?

  • richassjew

    timmy, how much do u love yourself? on a scale of 1 to 10?

  • richassjew

    timmy, how much do u love yourself? on a scale of 1 to 10?

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    4

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    4

  • Bob (VC)

    Freedo, tell me you were at least on-site for the fuck love photo shoot?

  • Bob (VC)

    Freedo, tell me you were at least on-site for the fuck love photo shoot?

  • Zak

    @bob haha maybe

  • Zak

    @bob haha maybe

  • Bob (VC)

    Huh, a gentleman never tells I guess… I’ll give you half credit on this one Zak.. At least you must have the hi-res..

  • Bob (VC)

    Huh, a gentleman never tells I guess… I’ll give you half credit on this one Zak.. At least you must have the hi-res..

  • thebabyfacedtrader

    You cheap bastard Tim. You should loan him the money and let him pay you back through his gains on the money. If your truly a good mentor, it would be no problem right?

  • thebabyfacedtrader

    You cheap bastard Tim. You should loan him the money and let him pay you back through his gains on the money. If your truly a good mentor, it would be no problem right?

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    no a mentor teaches his students to learn how hard it is to make money, not giving anyone anything for free cuz not only would that go against his cheap jewish nature, but it would also teach the wrong lessons…

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    no a mentor teaches his students to learn how hard it is to make money, not giving anyone anything for free cuz not only would that go against his cheap jewish nature, but it would also teach the wrong lessons…

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    and yes, i have loaned out $ before and been burned, u live, u learn

  • http://www.test.timothysykes.com TIM Sykes

    and yes, i have loaned out $ before and been burned, u live, u learn

  • ddigia1

    Yeah, never loan money to people — especially friends. I have a couple of small jobs I might send his way sometime in the next few weeks.

  • ddigia1

    Yeah, never loan money to people — especially friends. I have a couple of small jobs I might send his way sometime in the next few weeks.

  • billbanks1

    Zak – do you have any experience with CMS (Content Management Systems) for websites or are you just a straight-up graphic designer?

  • billbanks1

    Zak – do you have any experience with CMS (Content Management Systems) for websites or are you just a straight-up graphic designer?

  • Zak

    i do have some experience with cms

  • Zak

    i do have some experience with cms