Covestor: Timmay, are you ready for this, champ?
Timmay: I’ve been ready for this my whole life!
Covestor: Then you take us out of the dark ages.
Many said it couldn’t be done. A trader who focuses on penny stocks? A penny stock day trader? A penny stock day trader whose specialty is short selling? Total niche strategy.
And yet just one day after Covestor opened up to everyone, I am now the most popular trader/investor (see rankings HERE) and by a healthy margin. Disney is even thinking of making a movie based on my life with Jon Favreau as my chubby by lovable best friend Eddie Z.
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When Covestor called me to honor me with the top spot, I blurted out “I wanna prove to everybody…” but Covestor interrupted and said:
Prove what? Awww, you are so full of crap. You’re $600,000+ net worth nothin’, 27 years old and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of investing ability. And you toppled the best investors in cyberspace for the past seven months. And you’re gonna have the honor of taking this narrow-minded and corrupt industry mainstream. In this life, you don’t have to prove nothin’ to nobody but yourself. And after what you’ve gone through, and what you’re about experience, if you haven’t done that or gotten comfortable with that by now, it ain’t gonna never happen. Now go on back.
You’re so wise Covestor, my work really is just beginning…
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