Welcome To The New TimothySykes.com, Kinda Like Super Shredder

Posted by timothysykes on Thu 1st of May, 2008 12:13:53 PM

Welcome to my new website! Check out the official PR…this is three months of hard work baby and its really brought me back to my pyramid-building days…tons of cool features—por ejemplo, click and drag on any of the sections like TIM101 and you can rearrange their position to suit your preferences, vertically—for now

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Understand this is just the ground floor because as you can see, there’s a dozen+ projects goin’ on here, all in an effort to make this stuff more fun, understandable and ultimately help you become more profitable. Over the next few days and weeks, I’ll be going over each new section in detail, but for now, here’s a little breakdown of everything:

Bucks
Rewards for your thoughts—now every time you post or comment you get a TIMbuck, talkin’ with sponsors of all sorts right now, we’ll have a whole list of goodies shortly, wouldn’t it be cool if you post a good pick, and everybody profited and gave you so many TIMbucks that you could cash in your chips to get 50 free trades from GFT? That’s the plan anyway…

101
Where Real Traders Begin—you know all those beginner-type questions? Yah, they all get answered here, got plenty of articles in the works, everything from reading level 2 and my fav. books for beginners to…well, stuff like that…also you can see ALL the details of my trades, good and bad, I wish everybody in this industry would do

Reads
Reading is FUNdamental—bringin’ my whole library back to 1 page, only about a quarter of them on there now, good things take time

Reviews
The toughest critic around—no more 1-2 line answers, name any US stock and I’ll do a full analysis-technical, fundamental and everything else—for $20/ticker, for entertainment purposes only of course (happy you SEC bastards!?!?!), let’s see how this goes

Tv
Real. Fun. Really Funny—just the beginning, got soooo many ideas, just gotta clone myself to find the time to film them all, new clips—not necessarily just me—will be rolled out each day, stuff that’s gonna make you laugh, cry and most importantly, occupy you so you won’t be tempted to trade every damn pattern!

Terms
Nothing but the truth—an accurate financial/trading glossary, not like the one put out by those morons at Investopedia who say it’s impossible to short sell penny stocks and cannot account for my existence or my profits

Pics
Like you’ve never seen before—God bless this new application that allows you to add audio bubbles to pictures, click the link and listen, it’s fun, I promise…new pics coming out every day or two

Forums
Let’s talk it out bitch—same as always except now you’re gonna get rewarded for posting, seriously, we should all be looking for potential plays, if we work together on that, it’s less work individually and for once, we’ll never miss some hot stock…do it all night looooooooooong

Affiliates
Profit without risking a dime—now, not only is PennyStocking gonna teach those with smaller accounts how to make some pretty eye popping returns, it’s also gonna make bloggers, website operators, basically anyone, some risk-free profits by promoting/selling this package—think $75 commissions on the $300 retail price…launching mid-May…I’ve learned from the boiler rooms themselves to offer big cuts of the profit pie to my salesforce (except we won’t be scamming, we offer a legal way to profit from such scumbags!)(gotta love the irony, right?)

So sign up using that link!

Speaks
A loudmouth worth listening to—that’s the tagline anyway…seriously though, I’ve done 6 colege speeches now and I’ve rocked them all, click the link to see what others say and to have me speak at your college/organization!

Links
Indecent public exposure—yeah yeah TIMlinkers, you gonna get some exposure for your sites, let’s see what you got!

Trades
Talk is cheap, it’s game time—ah yes, I can talk all day long spouting out theories and making predictions, but this is what it all comes down to. Sure I don’t manage the big-time assets most talking heads do, but I’m pretty sure my 21% first quarter 2008 performance (when just about everyone lost 10%) and 47% six month performance (when just about everyone lost 10-15%) is meaningful…good or bad, you’re gonna see if I can continue making money

Writes
Not your typical stock blog—but you knew that already, watch out kids the pace is gonna quicken a bit, too much info/knowledge to share

Radio
Raw. Unedited. Interviews—with all the most interesting people in finance, or at least those who won’t BS making random predictions (that rules out 99% of this joke of an industry). I won’t even link yet cuz we’re still working out bugs with this

Favs
Gifts from the gods—my favorite websites and tools, get ready, the list is massive, gonna take a few days to get it all up there…

Polls
Vote or die—seriously, just vote, it’s fun

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30 Responses

  1. Awesome new site my man. Looks awesome.

  2. Whoohoo I got me some Timbucks.

  3. 3

    Waiting to pay for my review of PENN! :-D Buyout at $67/share on June 17 if the deal goes through.

  4. 4

    Still no link to pay… I can wait for Tim to review stocks for entertainment purposes only.

  5. 5

    *can’t wait. I’m also dying for a good play here.

  6. 6

    Whole Foods has new “FEED” bag line, up WFMI up $2/share! :-D LOL
    http://www.thedailygreen.com/e.....0-50050108

  7. 7

    Think we are witnessing a change in market leadership from Energy and AG to Technology? I hope so, there is a limit to how much you can hype a pig farm. With tech you can go from dorm room start up to billion dollar IPO in six months.

  8. I feel like I am in a carnival.

  9. Gave you a fantastic vote below on your Tim Polls.

  10. 10
    YngvaiMalmsteve -

    I posted something to the forum just now (under Yngvai) but didn’t get any TIMBUCKS?

  11. 11

    great website, Tim. congrats

  12. thanks guys! not sure of the forums are connected to timbucks yet, we got about 200 bug reports so far today so we’re just going one at a time

  13. 13
    investorslive -

    Looking good!

  14. 14
    dontpitchthebitch -

    nice work timmay

  15. Hey YngvaiMalmsteve - I’m going to fix that forums issue. You’ll get your points shortly.

  16. 16

    Hey Tim
    Nice design on the site…much props.

  17. 17
    InvestorLive -

    Excellent Job, Tim.

  18. 18

    Nice work Tim!!!!

  19. sick is absolutely sick

  20. looking for a little cstr squeeze

  21. 21
    Team Fingerbang -

    New site looks interesting. I gotta say, your stats from the past 2 quarters are all I needed to see to order your dvd. Thanks broseph.

  22. 22
    noobtrader.08 -

    Yeah, I tried logging onto the forums, but my OLD account name/password don’t work.

    As you mentioned, you’ve already got 200 bug posts, so I’m sure someone is on it.

  23. go my CSTR squeeze. nice gain

  24. 24

    Jim Cramer is a hack (i.e. got carried out in the tech bubble bust), and you are trying to grow as a Cramer wanna-be? Not sure what that equates to, but it’s not good. Go kick another fan Timaaaay!!!

  25. 25

    Cool Website!

  26. Hey Timmy, I heard about you like most people I’m sure on Wall Street Warriors. Dude you were the most entertaining to watch and the most real down to earth of all the people profiled although that blond chick that was also profiled, was friggin HOT! Damn! Hey, any chance you’d do a regular video blog on YouTube. You’d get more people coming to your site. More money more publicity for you, you know cause it’s all good dude.

  27. jojo, thanks, i have about 50 videos on utube and more in the works

    http://www.youtube.com/user/timothysykesdotcom

  28. 28

    im getting lost in the navigation tim i would prefer a cleaner look but i love all the bells and whistles

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Date Stock Buy Sell Net
Oct 10 ISRG $161.23 $174.82 $680
Oct 8 ISRG $187.94 $193.02 $193
Oct 6 FEED $5.42 $5.95 $512
Sept 25 SIL $2.65 $2.98 $640
Sept 25 QCOR $6.98 $7.05 $47

Total: $30,250 (144%)

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Date Stock Position Ideal Exit % Gain
Oct 6 FEED Buy $6.50 20%
Sept 25 SIL Short $2.60 13%
Sept 25 QCOR Buy $7.15 2%
Sept 24 SIL Short $2.60 26%
Sept 23 MKTY Short $1.65 15%

August: 4 alerts, 19% avg gain

Sept: 10 alerts, 16% avg gain