Gonna be traveling all day to my U of M speech so considering how good some of these plays are looking, I’m gonna miss out and inevitably get some emails sayin’ I’m a failed trader, but that’s a small price to pay to get the expected 150+ students to think cynically about the financial industry freakshow! Here’s the microcrap landscape…cheers:

PDO just keeps it goin, showing why THIS trade was actually pretty damn good, at least for a short seller—as I preach in PennyStocking, shorting, while ultimately correct considering how shady these companies are, is much tougher, I really want you guys to learn to play these from the long side (something which I could never really master)…as for when to short, don’t stand in it’s way, this is a full fledged Supernova! Just sit back and let all the early shorts kick, scream and ultimately panic cover—that’s when I’ll start looking’ to enter

HDY is another sketchy oil and gas play that puts out exaggerated PRs, spikes and then does nothing…last 7 spikes have all been good short opportunities, their PR firm is Investor Awareness Inc whose business—judging by their other clients—is to take a few thousand dollars/month and do little to nothing offering up excuses like “it’s tough to get any upside in a market like this” and “no microcraps are doing well right now”. Too bad HDY doesn’t hire somebody scummier/more unethical so this stock can actually pumped like it should be!

(Yeah that’s right IAI, your services ain’t worth sh@! unless you create a short suqeeze worth remembering–read my book An American Hedge Fund, maybe you can get some ideas. HDY, save some money, just buy some banners on my site and I’ll pump you up myself! (Oh wait, damnit, I wanna help the suckers, not create more, okay HDY, how about I just get you exposure, bring in the short sellers, then you hire a really shady PR firm, squeeze us short sellers and reap the benefits of a higher stock price, deal?)(PennyStockers don’t fear short squeezes, we cut our losses quickly, so bring it on you boiler rooms!)

MXC another oil runner, gotta get the volume up, c’mon company, realize how much you can squeeze the shorts, pay some nefarious firm $25k and some shares and unleash your potential! (those of you who have time, please email the company urging them to do just that

TIM Lesson: Nothing worse than a microcrap with ethics, blehhhhh, disgusting and hypocritical; if management won’t play the game right, throw ‘em out and find somebody on Craigslist who will!

WSCI again teaches you why sometimes you just buy the breakout and hoooooooooold, dan my cynicism!

XJT up on takeover merger blehhhh bastards think their company is actually worth something, someone should tell ‘em how airlines are a cursed biz, just ask the JBLU investors who “believed in their long term vision” LOL, take what $ you can and get the hell out

ACTS earnings play

THC solid multi-wee breakout on ANALyst upgrade, lots of resistance, c’mon other ANALysts, don’t me a Meredith Whitney, just follow your mindless compadres and pump this sucka up so I can short it!

HMA same game as THC, just diff. name

PGNX missed this fun on Friday, blame having a life every now and then, tough to balance, that’s why all the richest people on Wall Street are f$#@ed up

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